when she asks if I can cook and I have to tell her no and explain I literally made a plate explode in the microwave and my chicken nugget caught on fire… like no baby, I can’t cook for you. I can’t even warm your food up in the microwave
If you disrespect deb carpenter in any way I will hire an etsy witch to hex you… ain’t nothing funny when it comes to her
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sim eu apago um tweet e o posto de novo se encontrar um erro ortográfico que me incomode
completed the first draft of my supernatural horror film… tell me why it got me fucking scared akjsks
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t trust henry gale from minnesota… that’s the most trustworthy man I know
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stop having kids you can’t afford ffs.
‘Little Rascals’ star resorts to GoFundMe ahead of having 6th child: ‘I really need some help’ trib.al/2qGNkTK
I fully believe I was meant to be born in the late 1960s or like 1970. I’ve always wanted to be born then. I should be a woman in my 50s right now!!!
remembering one time looking up a clothing piece liz wore because I thought it was so beautiful and fit my style at the time… then found out it was $1.2-1.4k like damn I was just trying to see what it was called 😭 mama shops expensive
anyways I ended up settling on something similar that was around $370
and from free people instead of johnny was. I wore that thing like every day before I decided to stop wearing all color and only black clothes




















