in any case, let's journey forth with the same zeal as my friend's grandfather who, on his death bed, self-published an autobiography titled "It's Been Fun!"

hello @LoveisBlindShow shouldn't the experiment eventually end?

I tried taglining this series "no two men should have all that power," but no dice

hello @Apple I can’t sleep and so I got to thinking about my resentments which I’ve decided to reframe as “opportunities for growth” and the best opportunity I can think of is the one you have to make saved voice memos much easier to locate on iPhones

at a starbucks in LA, eavesdropping on some VERY delicious industry talk: Lady: "Do you know who Zac Efron is?" Man: "Yeah." Lady: "He was really good in Wedding Crashers. Have you seen Wedding Crashers?" Man: "Yeah." <lull in conversation> Lady: "Have you seen The Office?"

WHAT ARE YOUR TIPS AND TRICKS FOR STOPPING A LOCAL SQUIRREL FROM DIGGING OUT ALL OF THE DILL I'M GROWING

just received word from WeWork that offices are making a comeback

they’re playing ‘rape me’ at the erewhon in silverlake

truly her (my) best idea yet

I am in a shocking amount of trouble with @Delta for having been canceled on six times in three days!

one of my friends said something stupid and so I replied “how do you figure?” and then she replied “lol Lina you are SUCH a journalist”