Ln

"We have periods of happiness and contentment, but we count on our deep sense of cynicism and gloom to get us through them"

This beat feels like it has #h2p vibes, just needs a stadium remix youtu.be/J5OBhBBxD28?si=NPp-… Any chance we can get this at some Pitt games? @nonprolixben

When the cat leaves my lap

How I feel when I do something like make real food as opposed to fridge forage

Sometimes I want to gather all the mean things people have done to me on a poster and be like "and you expect someone to be OKAY after all of this?!"

I need anti caffeine. Not decaffeinated. Anti-caffeinated

We need @nicolebyer on an episode of Hot Ones @firstwefeast

I can't see cows without thinking about my ex

Nothing is more irritating than the sound of houseflies moronically bonking around aimlessly in a room, hopelessly unable to find the source of light to lead them outside

How and why do flies survive bonking themselves so frigging loudly into windows all the time

There is no truer OTP than the education connection girl and the free credit report dot com guy

Someone take me to Page's

I bet I could express myself in only gifs

I forgot to hit save on my homework. Brb never meeting myself out a window

Wish I had a normal brain that could be happy for happy friends but nope, I got the brain that turns in itself and says "WHY ARENT YOU AS GOOD AS THEM"

I said something mean while I was drunk hahaha brb never found a new obsessive intrusive thought

Niche pet peeve - inconsistent fonts/color in presentations

I am the token single friend