Bear&Lo'sDad

Aw come on @united ! We gotta get that MSP club fixed. I feel like it’s been ages.

Hey @scarejordan! My father-in-law is a huge ThanksKilling fan, Turkie is an annual Thanksgiving tradition for our family. I’d love to surprise him with signed memorabilia or a collectible for Christmas. Happy to pay! Any way I could reach you privately? GOBBLE GOBBLE MFer!

What in the @DieHard 2? Even @ChatGPT finding the humor in it. Meanwhile I’m trying to get to @flyLAXairport where there better not be any issue with the runway ground level! Gotta fly. Expecting a fax from @ReginaldVelJohn about some punk stealing luggage.

Any truth to the rumor from @BuffRumblings that the boys are staying in SoCal and practicing in Irvine? I’ll be there for work tomorrow. Be cool if that’s true! #letsgobills

Catching up on @rjdeckerabc and saw Kate Miner in season 2? She was so badass as Tami Tamietti in @SHO_Shameless Easily one of the best characters the show had.

Saw @paddywarbucks at @zaniesrosemont last night. He was freaking on point! Actual comedy not stories of his years of great screen work - which would have been fun too! He even signed some Kronk’s for my kids. And by kids… I mean me. Saturday 4pm isn’t sold out! #noodle

He had a cool older sister who’d drop him off at school in a Jeep with no doors or roof.

Kids last choice before we head out… @JackBox His first one ever. Mandatory stop for the @TheSimpsons cups. Dad wanted tacos. I guess I got them.

My boy rolling around San Diego in his Banana wear like he’s @johnnybananas Got asked at school who Bananas was. His response - The GOAT. Hard to argue it.

Hey yo! Let’s go @Padres

The @BatesNutFarm did us proud. Getting dragged there by my mom was one thing. Dragging my own kid there - priceless!

Well @RubysDiner - box two checked. He got his breakfast burrito. Up next is @BatesNutFarm - my Mom’s favorite spot when I was kid. If I had to go - he has to go! And then it’s both of our first ever @Padres playoff game! #letsgopadres

Baron’s goals for Wildcard Week in San Diego - a running update… @innoutburger - check. @rubysdiner - once he wakes up, you’re next!

Cleaning up the bathroom. Saw one of my wife’s products. Not gonna lie - missed opportunity for @thedouxofficial to partner with the great @johnnybananas Hell the brand name is even close to one of the GOAT’s many nicknames.

Finally pulled the trigger for my son. If you know, you know… @johnnybananas definitely knows. My kid about to be the coolest cat in school! #bananas

Hey @DDawkins66 the center on the 6th grade team here in Chicagoland is a huge fan. Can you wish Easton a happy birthday?

Wife and I have tickets to see @paddywarbucks with a meet and greet included at @zaniesrosemont Dude has literally got the best voice in the business… except for MAYBE @mikeroweworks This is gonna ROCK!!!

Take My Mom's Piano... PLEASE!!! craigslist.org/view/d/gurnee… I guarantee I never ever get rid of this thing!

All right @LiquidDeath and @MrBeast - we gave in. We bought it. It has absolutely no right tasting good. But it does. Very chocolate soda from a shoppe (that’s right a shop with an e) vibe.