gang aft agley no relation to son loaf

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> “ha ha they’re great relationships sir” > *opens relationships* > they’re parasocial
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ladies, there is no future with these NICEGUYs (Not in Immortality, Cryonics, Extropy, Genemodding, Uploading, Youth-preservation)
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there’s a genre of posts on mycology forums that goes like: i forgor about this jar of rye behind my toilet for 6 weeks. when i opened it all this dust came out and the dust made me itchy… [photo of a living breathing eldritch horror] anyway do you guys think this is contam
Terrible things happening on sauerkrautbook
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glad i quit spotify last year that shit looks crazy now
At 9AM EST today somebody abused a bug in Payment Processor V2 to steal 10 Meebits, 50 Otherdeeds, 10 WoW, and 235 Desperate Apewives. It wasn't until over 12 hours later that somebody reported it to me, and upon digging in I realized that a great many NFTs were subject to the same exploit. I got in touch with the team over at LimitBreak and they quickly paused Payment Processor V3, which was subject to the same exploit. Unfortunately, V2 was not pausable, so the only path towards protecting affected assets was to run a whitehat operation. Similarly, V3 on ApeChain is temporarily in a state where it cannot be paused, so ApeChain assets approved to V3 needed to be saved as well. All in all, we rescued 23,155 NFTs worth north of $5.7M USD. We later discovered that a similar exploit could be used in reverse to steal WETH. 660 WETH was at risk, which we unfortunately were not fast enough to recover. Apologies to those affected. Shout out to @Boomskite for flagging the initial exploit tx to me, and @coffeedev @0xjustadev and @whiteoakkong for acting quickly and assisting with the recovery. All NFTs are safely relocated. Soon, owners will be able claim them back after revoking the exploitable approvals. Addresses to revoke below.
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etiology shrdlu retweeted
I'm becoming tediously sincere, as the world squeezes me with its vice every day. It was supposed to be better than this.
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america is such a paranoid place that i wonder if the world's ultimate wealth, the opportunity to be generous with your neighbor, is out of our grasp
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20 years? buddy, 75 years ago they wouldn’t even give you a bowl
we don't talk enough about how uniquely the slop bowl phenomenon is a product of modernity. there's really no reason for this to be the case, but the material conditions for the proliferation of this meal format simply did not exist until like 20 years ago
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for those who are new to this corner of the internet, it can be useful to get acquainted with the ideas behind TESCREAL, which is an acronym that stands for Tutilitarianism Eutilitarianism Sutilitarianism Cutilitarianism Rutilitarianism Effective- Autilitarianism Lutilitarianism
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Total and final immurement within the solipsis among the tendrils of a “self” entirely referred by cliche and extant technique. Really breathtaking a complete victory for Satan
“Infinite personalized _____” is the the thing they keep selling which also happens to be the same as “total obliteration of all common culture and humanity.”
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stripey thigh high tgirl sister in law said i have the “phenotype of a magic the gathering player” and spawned a disco elysium red check dialog picker in my peripheral vision
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i worked at a gas station chain for two whole years and never saw someone buy these
gas station pills have always fascinated me because WHO is buying this and WHO THE HELL is making them
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The models continue to eat more of the stack around them. A few months ago the wisdom was to either move upward into harness engineering, or downward into kernels. Eventually, we will only be left with the highest and lowest of problems: naming, and cache invalidation
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me: can’t take this route. there’s something fucked up with it. i’ll take a simple detour instead phone: no. DO NOT go this way. you have added HOURS onto your travel time. make a u-turn on this very busy road NOW
Phone: Do not take your normal way to work. There’s something fucked up with it. Take this bullshit way. Me: No. I’d rather be late going the normal way than go the bullshit way. Phone: That was a test, and you passed. Your normal way is 3 minutes faster than the bullshit way
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depth inversion this, perspective that. do you have the power to see this as a flat set of dots moving around an oval?
はやりの逆回転させるやつの単純バージョン
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🤣🤣🫵🫵🫵
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It is said the problem with American politics is that even the poor think themselves temporarily embarrassed millionaires. But me, I know myself to be a temporarily fortunate bum.
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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front range patrol gotta be some of the absolute stupidest fucks in denver istg
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everyone stopped for a train crossing and this guy drives half a mile into oncoming and right through the active train track like COME ON dude
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