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Summer mix is finally up, y’all
open.spotify.com/playlist/53…
This particular picture is specifically “girls who have been best friends since second grade but ended up in different social groups taking a photo at their joint graduation party” coded.
Pope granted audience with Bob Dylan pitchfork.com/story/bob-dyla…
The humming and/or whistling of Battle Hymn of the Republic will continue unabated throughout the day
Currently, my social media is showing me autistic people dating globes and “________ but I’m a Bassett hound” nonsense. Once again, if it’s politics and racism in your feed, that’s a skill issue, baby.
I need a supercut of Jeopardy contestants wildly mispronouncing words they’ve clearly only ever read whatever the correct answer is (ie a lady this week pronouncing the Cajun sausage “an-doo-eel”).
Welcome to the former department store that is now the only place for an entire major metropolitan county to vote before Election Day. Shuffle through a line that’s slightly shorter than a line for one of our state’s many roller coasters. Marvel at the ABOLISH PROPERTY TAX DORKS.
If I run for president by promising that I will outlaw digging for Daily Doubles in the first Jeopardy round, do I have your vote?
I understand that this is an incredibly kind gesture, if also a PR gimmick; but it would be incredibly funny to come in talking absolute trash to these kids and tell them “we’re gonna wave goodbye after kicking Iowa’s ass”
So is want to happen, Klan flyers are being passed around some affluent suburbs of Columbus. Can’t wait to hear the “In This House” flag crowd to bemoan how the KKK is somehow back again as if it ever disappeared
Was this not just a thing we all did in our youth?
One time I couldn’t find a second catcher, so I just swapped in Eddie Belfour and had someone pinch hit for him
The Gen Z’s mostly alright but y’all cannot be showing up ten minutes late to shit with iced coffee in your hand when it counts
Deadly Earnestness retweeted
Remember that one Ohio State loss where they thought they could just outlast the team they were playing, then their special teams were deeply unserious and the defense turned to goo because the offense had clocked out early, do you remember that one, do you remember it
If any of you dorks sing “Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” with the supposed new lake name, I will personally escort your loser ass to the wreckage
