Loren 💎

Not going to lie, #AnimalCrossing me has her shit together way better than real world me #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

I now wish to declare to everyone that I very much believe in Santa. @marksandspencer thank you for your service.

Spoiler alert: the mission was possible #MissionImpossibleTheFinalReckoning

BAFTAs all round #Adolescence

Eyes Wide Shit #TheTraitors

I’m eating trifle in the bath. It’s #Christmas

Not so much, Bill.

‘Pressure is for tyres’. Good one Alan. #EURO2024 @alanshearer

I call this look off-duty Jurassic park palaeontologist

Went to see @taylorswift13 at @wembleystadium tonight and she blew my mind, absolutely unbelievable. However I’m now in ‘my feet are throbbing and I’m too old and tired era’. #taylorswift #erastour

Oh what’s that? Incredibly chuffed.

Harry when Mollie said she will never talk to him again #TraitorsUK @TheTraitorsUK

@RSPCA_official I contacted you about an injured duck trapped inside my courtyard at work, I was advised someone would come to collect him but no one did. I was told not to touch him, so I left water and a box for shelter. What do I do! 🦆😵 Duck drama.

Table 51 for the win! PS: Rachel, we’ll give you a glass of champagne🍾🥂#DMAawards

@ChefTomKerridge alright chief. Absolutely banging, unbelievable meal at the @HandFMarlow. One problem though, as a 6ft2 beast of a woman, I cracked my head off a beam. All good though as the sausage roll softened the blow.

@Netcom_Training #1MinuteWithNetcom @OneMinuteBriefs :)

Still my favourite work we've done to date. #Persil #Blood #Periods @MullenLoweLDN

Listening to None of this is true by @lisajewelluk on @audible_com and it is AMAZING. I am gripped. I’m trying to find any slices of time I have to listen to another chapter ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

The best thing about #AsteroidCity was the fact that the air con in Crouch End Picturehouse was blissful.

#JoanIsAwful is awful and brilliant. #BlackMirror