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i told the barber “just fuck me up fam” but i didn’t think he’d ACTUALLY fuck me up oh my god

Joined June 2019
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Manifesting this level of insanity for the direct
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You lost a follower for this
I got lost in "Cracker Barrel".
Sparkle on! It’s Wednesday! Don’t forget to be yourself!
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Replying to @lorenzhellman
[looking a little green] lorrie i don’t think i can celebrate white girl wednesday with you
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[conversing with a wall] my friend... i think they are unaware that mentioning "toothpaste" is an "anachronism".
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had a dream i was taking a quiz with lorenz and cori? and it diagnosed me with “you will die alone”
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Replying to @lorenzhellman
ummm
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if i’m stuck in the time loop everybody has to be stuck in the time loop
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[ SLAMMING AELFRICS JOURNAL SHUT ] that shaved Five FUCKING years off my LIFE
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17 fucking years and no gRaphael, I feel nothing but anger and sadness when I see a Raphael girl because l know I don’t deserve to see Him. I don’t deserve to exist alongside Raphael. I’m a born, a RaspbhaelLover. All my ambitions:.. they”ve all turned tto ash
Sometimes it’s so hard to tell… but I have to believe in myself and know I’m not gay and not into males. I keep having thoughts where I worry I’m gay, I can’t control it but I have to stay true to myself
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i’m not retweeting that one
i shall remain he/she nonbinary-less forever
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he's right behind me isnt he
Replying to @moonlitdeer
claude are you gonna go be gay with a he/him man
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it wasn't even a gouger guys
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Replying to @moonlitdeer
IM NOT A LITTLE HATER [ SMACKING THE DESK WITH THE NOT BISEXUAL SHOTGUN ] IM NOT A LITTLE HATER HE'S WRONG
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Replying to @moonlitdeer
he called me a little hater claude
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Replying to @lorenzhellman
Exactly, gay males are strong and I have nothing against them, but I'm not gay. I like women. I'm not bi either because I don't like males. It's so hard when those thoughts come in... keeps you up at night
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