Lorne Kates (@lornekates) profile picture

Writer for http://t.co/YjBOPfr9Py. Web developer for @phelous dot com dot com. Your imaginary friend. He/him.

Joined September 2011
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"all politicians lie" Yes, but the important difference is a pol will lie about what they're going to do. A Conservative lies about what they've DONE, even when there's overwhelming evidence. Unfixed problems get claimed as fixed. This is lethal during a pandemic #Elxn44
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Replying to @Hevesh5
@Hevesh5 got a VERY excited little guy who spent his birthday money on exactly what he wanted the most. (He's extra happy to have grey dominos, especially)
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Funny how since "mr. No Bots" took over this shit-ass site, 99% of my notifications are "likes" of random old Tweets by extremely obvious porn bots.
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Happy "some rich people's property got damaged so let's start a war with the wrong people and cost millions of lives and trillions of dollars" day. If they still pretend it was about the victims, a 9/11s worth of deaths A DAY over last 3 years exposes the hallow sentient.
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Replying to @LetsGoToTheEX
@LetsGoToTheEX can I bring my own kids wagon to the cne? (Standard size Radio Flyer fold up wagon)
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Unimaginably horrifying
Aerial reconnaissance photographs taken by US Army planes show Hiroshima before (left) and after (right) yesterday's bombing. A team of Japanese atomic physicists have now travelled to Hiroshima, confirming that it was hit by a nuclear weapon.
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Replying to @heathercampbell
@heathercampbell for The Walking Dead, was your drop out point Glen's death?
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If Bloody Mary looks in a mirror and says "Bloody Mary" five times, what happens?
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I might have lucked out; I've been a patron of @Diamandahagan for years. My credit card has sent payments to Patreon Ireland many times, so it probably wouldn't be flagged as out of the ordinary. The takeaway: everyone should give Hagan a dollar a month for "safety".
from what I gather: Patreon changed their billing location from California to Ireland without warning, causing banks to decline the charges or mark them as fraud💀 If you're a patron, you should check to see if your pledges are impacted by this
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For no reason whatsoever, just wanted to remind you that yes, indeed, they did make a third Riddick movie.
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@DiceFunkPodcast My credits joke couldn't have gone off any more hilarious even if i tried! @pussyfullawasps @skitchmusic (With apologies to Counter-Fifth)
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Holy flipping spinach, @choochoobear is a guest on @bastardspod?!?! This is a world rending chocolate-and-peanut butter moment in podcasting!!!!
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Seriously, it's a cosmic event three and a half years in the making. nitter.gq/choochoobear/status/11…
Me: "It would be really cool to be on Behind the Bastards." My Depression: "Really? REALLY? You wanna go down that road?"
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Replying to @BechdelCast
@BechdelCast Titanic stuff!
Replying to @Diamandahagan
The story lead me to this real time animation of the sinking tho, very well made and kind of disquieting youtube.com/watch?v=PboGLRAE…
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Replying to @JimSterling
@JimSterling merch idea for wrestling shows: "The gays can DDT whoever they want."
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Netflix was going to open a second hole, but cancelled the project.
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Towns around here are allowing huge LED billboards by roads; huge, blinding & distracting with constant movement. All for ads. I know it's illegal for me to paintball the hell out of them, but what if I just left loaded positional guns by the signs and whatever happens happens?
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Discord: "good news we're changing everyone's username so you aren't a name followed by a bunch of random numbers!" Me: ok, I'll use the same username 'Lorne' Discord: ooo that's one's taken. How about Lorne(bunch of random numbers) Good jorb, Discord.
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Listening to archives of @knowledge_fight and got to the introduction of @DJDanarchy epic theme song. A pivotal moment in history.
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If the Texas ice storm crisis is an indicator, then Florida citizens will get actual aid and relief when @AOC flies in herself & a team of volunteers, and raises millions in direct aid. cnn.com/2021/02/21/politics/…
Jesus. Fort Lauderdale, Florida is underwater right now and the mayor just said Ron DeSantis “has not yet called. I’m not sure what’s going on.” DeSantis is in Ohio on a book tour. nitter.gq/ReOpenChris/status/164…
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He Has Risen-- but our prices haven't! Shop sitewide on our Easter Sale on now!
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