ALT A shopfront with the sign ‘Turtles Cafe and Pizza’ and the TMNT logo. This was a cartoon I remember from the 90s… The cafe is in Oxford, on the Iffley Road. There are better looking places to eat nearby. There is artificial turf to the front and the right hand side of the sign is mysteriously absent….
ALT A close-up of a shopfront with the sign ‘Turtles Cafe and Pizza’ and the TMNT logo. This was a cartoon I remember from the 90s… The cafe is in Oxford, on the Iffley Road. There are better looking places to eat nearby. There is artificial turf to the front and the right hand side of the sign is mysteriously absent….
ALT A pint of Poretti. A bag of Bacon Fries. What is life. The tills are broken. I have a tab. I don’t know. You might know. I don’t though. It doesn’t get easier 😆
ALT Conbadge for furrific. That’s a high number 🤔 It took me eight hours to get here 😆
ALT £30 for Qyality Street. I mean, it’s a big tin, but it’s not that fucking big…. 😆
ALT Solitary pint upon the table. The bar is empty. The chairs bare. It is not early. I am tired.
ALT Fursuiter looming toward the camera. He is both menacing and cute; the dichotomy of life ☺️
ALT Fursuiter kneeling on the floor; bright red harness. He adopts a begging posture. Hast thou treats?
ALT Marinaded chicken thighs, packed with flavour, skewed onto a spike. They will go into the Big Green Egg for several hours and form the basis of a kebab 😻
