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my friend quit stealing and he's been venting to me abt financial problems ever since and i'm trying so hard not to tell him to go back to stealing
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embarrassing confession: i used to (long ago) think DIY hrt meant brewing that shit at home like breaking bad and i was honestly on board
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Me encanta el Messi asexual, asi sin pezones ni polla ni nada mas que sus vibras platónicas.
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I saw someone at In-N-Out fill his water cup with sprite and he told me "dont be a hero" then flashed his 9mm concealed carry at me
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Me: I am above useless internet discourse. Tch. These Sheeple...
Me 5s later: I Have To Tweet My Opinions In The Most Annoying Way Possible
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We cant even have funny screenshots like this anymore because of the dumbass AI overview in the middle





































