Nobody ever just needs three things at Trader Joe's.

Just finished the @tachyonbook and the ending. What fun!!! I feel like a rock star.

I had fun with it! It's also my destination for Thanksgiving, so well-timed!

I did not discover egg bagels until I was an adult. Very grateful they made the cut.

Uh, that's not why he had you empty it. Signed, a parent who raids the bag I offer to hold.

Years ago I accidentally called a coworker "honey." Now we are married. A cautionary tale!

it's not exactly a ringing endorsement of the hinge algorithm....

We will show up.

Nevermind that. What books did you read on vaca?

Trump going to a non-union shop during a strike is not that different from the Four Seasons kerfuffle in its righteous wrongness.

@SoxBooth tell your announcer that Uber will pick up your passport from your babysitter!! We had a similar problem once.

There may be no better place than Brown to develop the skills and relationships to make the impact you want to. Have a wonderful time there, and sorry for your loss. (B.A. '99)

6. (In the top list) That you're wearing clean underwear in case #5.

do you have @lacolumbecoffee in the UK? It's the nitro that has the best execution.

Your kid is now my 8 y.o.'s idol. What position?

@amyberko this is like the baby dining room furniture story!

Welp that lady from Turkey didn't have to wait in line to use the bathroom at least.

The pretzel. Obviously.

that looks like a challah