You may hate me but you simply fail to consider that I’m at the back of the back of the club, bass go barumpumbum, bass gonna do what the bass always does, chew on my waist like bubblegum, hit hit pop it right, sugar water cyanide, let the taste slip inside, holdin on for my life

Honestly just so much nicer than being shoulder to shoulder with everyone for a full kilometre and a half

People finally cottoning onto the fact that she’s dumb as a sack of rocks

Alright sheasy, it’s floating across goal, should be an easy claim James Shea:

You can often tell when Luton are going to win a game directly from kick off. The opposition fans will even tell us! Within the first ten seconds they’ll start giving their call of surrender YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE

Youngest player to be sent off in the league cup against league two opposition?

‘Imagine if a Chinese person insulted Churchill’ Mf he gets rightfully insulted on a daily basis