Cat enthusiast. Author. Selfish and unfunny. https://nitter.gq/t.co/28Gb9J0L7Q
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"If you liked Silence of the Lambs, you'll love Dead End Girl..." -Amazon Reviewer
Start reading the Violet Darger series today: mybook.to/dargerseries
The identical twins I nanny for just rolled their eyes up in their sockets until I could only see the whites and said 饾敶饾敘'饾敵饾敘 饾敓饾敘饾敘饾敨 饾敶饾敒饾敠饾敱饾敠饾敨饾敜 饾敚饾敩饾敮 饾敹饾敩饾敳 is that bad
Sorry I can鈥檛 hang out I鈥檓 busy circling all the things I want in the Oriental Trading Company catalog with a sharpie
Thinking about becoming a victorian governess who sighs wistfully at the thought of the rakish scoundrel who was lost at sea
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i would rather touch razor blades at the bottom of the sink than wet food
If you prick us do we not bleed?
If you tickle us do we not laugh?
If you poison us do we not die?
And if you walk by with a platter laden with cheeseburgers do we not robble-robble?
I think if they changed the name of New Year's Day to Eat Shrimp Until You Feel Bad Day I would have been more prepared for it
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reading Ripley鈥檚 Believe it or Not on the train and shaking my head the whole time so they know I don鈥檛
