this is such an intriguing set design. of course i love the florals (!!) but the whole thing is just so striking

gregory crewdson x aritzia… that feels personal

every year i forget that celebrities dress up as each other and do professional photoshoots as a celebration of “halloween”

phone stays on black and white mode until my brain returns to normal

bad news: there’s a mouse in our apartment worse news: it’s the cutest mouse i’ve ever seen

we should deploy kelly clarkson across the country to bring down evil small business owners

sephora who?? real divas get all their makeup from the Vermont Country Store catalog !

can’t contribute to the discourse because all my workout outfits are inspired by suspiria (2018)

a two hour flight is teleportation

i am not afraid… i’ll say it…. i hate the giant home depot skeleton. it is a scourge on halloween and decor in general. begone plastic wickedness.

how can it be the google maps walk feature is so helpful but the second you’re walking to a train station on transit mode it becomes something entirely different and incomprehensible

every time i log on here it’s oh no what are we gonna do zoomers are afraid of the world.. explain that to the hoards of drunk college kids of all ethnicities stumbling around philly in lederhosen today. a beautiful sight.

how it feels to use the internet