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Lou Kelly

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 Dyersville, IA
Joined September 2009
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The latest print of the Casey’s Pizza Inflation Index (CPI) is in. 2020: $2.50 2021: $2.69 2022: $2.99 2023: $3.29 2024: $3.29 2025: $3.39 2026: $3.49 YoY: +2.9% Since inception: +39.6% (+5.7% annualized) Purchasing power of $100 in slices: 40 (in 2020) → 28 Independent gas station pizza research you can trust.
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The white boys from Iowa need to be studied. They shouldn’t be pumping them out at this rate per capita but yet they do. Something is going on and we must find out.
Brooks Austin (@BrooksAustinBA) profile pictureBrooks Austin
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Aidan Flora is from Aidal, Iowa. He ran 10.61 in the hundred in HS... I bet they thought he was Usain Bolt reincarnated.
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Absolutely incredible
MidwestMack (@MiddWestMack) profile pictureMidwestMack@MiddWestMackNov 1
Obviously its not my moms fault I was born here. Shout out moms we love moms.
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Making crude cracks about Talarico’s sexuality, then opting to dress up as a gay wizard. That’s about right.
JD Vance (@JDVance) profile pictureJD Vance
@JDVanceOct 31
Happy Halloween everyone!
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An offensive explosion and a defensive master class. Not to mention the greatest tradition in sports.
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Zach Heilprin (@ZachHeilprin) profile pictureZach Heilprin@ZachHeilprinOct 31
Iowa has outscored Wisconsin 114-16 since Luke Fickell took over.
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I’m from America. How can I get my money back?
Marwan Jaber | מרואן ג׳אבר | مروان جابر (@Marwanjaberr) profile pictureMarwan Jaber | מרואן ג׳אבר | مروان جابر
@MarwanjaberrOct 24
I’m from Israel. Ask me anything.
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El Conquistador (@RealDougM) profile pictureEl Conquistador@RealDougMOct 25
Replying to @doug_hawkeye
And I’m the only real Doug, @lukehelle will back it up
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Every year there’s a game where Iowa pulls a Varsity Blues and gets fuckin hammered at the strip club. There’s no excuse. There’s no reason. But like clockwork it comes.
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Dustin Grage (@GrageDustin) profile pictureDustin Grage
@GrageDustinOct 21
Something is happening in Minnesota right now. There is a heavy presence of national media here, starting over the last 48 hours. Something’s coming.
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K A C E Y
@KaceyMusgravesOct 12
I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
Kristi Noem (@KristiNoem) profile pictureKristi Noem
@KristiNoemOct 12
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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University of Iowa
@uiowaOct 3
Lucky to call this place home 🫶
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It's only right to have a Hawkeye legend join College GameDay as guest picker when in Iowa City 🖤💛 See you tomorrow, @CaitlinClark22!
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Pat McAfee
@PatMcAfeeShowOct 2
"The one constant thru basically my entire lifetime is I knew that you were gonna be on the sideline on Saturday.. Thank you Coach Ferentz" ~ @tyschmit #PMSLive
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Jared Carrabis (@Jared_Carrabis) profile pictureJared Carrabis
@Jared_CarrabisSep 30
All going according to plan. Wait out Cam, keep it close, fight for your life against the bullpen. Just how we drew it up. Time to go to work.
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David Burge
@iowahawkblogSep 29
Of all the times Caitlin Clark has embarrassed someone, this is probable the worst
Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) profile pictureSahil Kapur
@sahilkapurSep 29
A phenomenal moment in the Senate. Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta. Smith denies it. Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury. Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland. Watch the whole thing:
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FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS WE ARE HEADED TO IOWA CITY! After a dramatic win last night, we couldn't miss @HawkeyeFootball's showdown with Ohio State on Saturday 👏 See you there📍
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Corey Barnett@cbarngolfSep 27
Oh my
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