Ryan Carlson (@lumpy2626) profile picture
Shoreview MN
Joined November 2009
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Josh Tols, Ridiculous 3000rpm Curveball leaves Broken Hitters in its Wake. 😱 [@Tolsy21 will be sharing his curveball cues with us soon. 🔥]
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One more contest tonight to finalize the field. Here is how the bracket looks. Games start Thursday at Dunning in St. Paul
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Scored some runs, threw some strikes, made some plays. Won 8-4 but more importantly we had treats after the game! #FinsUp #LittleLeague
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I am honored that the @Dodgers have chosen to select me with their 35th round pick.
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35 (1064): @Dodgers select Iowa Western CC OF Tyler Reichenborn. mlb.mlb.com/mlb/events/draft… #MLBDraft
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Congrats to @lumpy2626 and @Eimdieke_4 for making the all star game this year. For anyone interested in buying ticket see tweet below. ***Make sure when you buy the tickets you select the option for the St. Paul All-Stars*** nitter.gq/1500espn/status/984038…
The 4th Annual Town Ball Classic returns to Target Field on Sat. May 26th! Get your tickets now for only $10 and join us in raising money for the @Twins Community Fund! minnesota.twins.mlb.com/min/…
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His passing has left an intellectual vacuum in his wake. But it's not empty. Think of it as a kind of vacuum energy permeating the fabric of spacetime that defies measure. Stephen Hawking, RIP 1942-2018.
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Stop me when you have heard this before @lumpy2626 shoves again. We beat @STPMudhens 6-2. Defense doesn't help but we find a way! #sharknado
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We all share the same responsibility: make our planet great again.
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Ryan Carlson retweeted
Very much enjoying the German press at the moment. "Earth to Trump..."
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Dear @realDonaldTrump , Shove it up your ass. Sincerely, America
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97% of scientists agree climate change is real and that it’s caused by human activity. Denying science is no longer an option. #climatefacts
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I dream of a world where the truth is what shapes people's politics, rather than politics shaping what people think is true.
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It's been the honor of my life to serve you. You made me a better leader and a better man.
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Let's Make America Smart Again.
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The scientific community is virtually unanimous: Climate change is a global crisis requiring bold action. Rick Perry? He doesn't agree.
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Um she asked him not to make fun of disabled people and advocated for the freedom of the press and the arts you fucking moron nitter.gq/meghanmccain/status/81…
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Thanks @mayorcoleman for all you've done. We have the candidate for 2017. We affectionately refer to him as "The Mayor" #Hamburger4Mayor