M25 DAVE

So my step daughters oldest friend from school "she's 42" on benifits. never done a days work in her life, two kids, 3 bed council semi in Hemel Hempstead. Guess what? She's taking the kids to Disney Orlando for two weeks. Ffs is it worth going to work & earning an honest living

I remember when we called this time of year autumn & we didn't give every drop of rain a fucking name!

I've just set the central heating programer to come on automatically. Bloody cold this morning

Just me & my mate Rik

I just paid £7.40 for a pint of crazy in st albans. If I'd known the price, before I got them, I'd of not bothered

Anyone else noticed, bbc news is rarely updated on the weekend, if at all.

So a man has been changed for concealing his face in a public place by wearing a burial at a demonstration in Portsmouth. He is in court next week. If he is found guilty, under British law,a president will be set which surely means it will be illegal to wear a burial in public

243 arrests in Notting Hill so far mostly sex offences & stabbings. Remind me of the statistics next time Tommy Robinson takes London

Why can foreigners never make a cup of tea properly?

Mega dinghy with 230 on board made it across the channel this morning. Of course Burnham will stay silent

Petition to stop the early release from jail of PC Andrew Harper's killers - Sign the Petition! c.org/8tyNp4Pft7

Nita's been on the sauce tonight. I wish she'd shut the fuck up & go to bed.

23° but the wife's shutting up because she's cold Ffs

Are lesbians with fat fingers considered well hung?