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Hi! We are Stanza and we're on a mission to help you make sense of production.
We’ve brought together some of the most experienced SREs and developers in industry to create an ML-enhanced platform bringing SRE wisdom to any engineer.
Want to know more? stanza.systems
ALT Picture of poem with cute robot handling a pencil and the Stanza logo: An Eng gazing sadly at graphs Said “This thing has gone totally daft. Lines go up, lines go down, Lines go round and around - Till it seems like the future’s the past!”
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99 little bugs in the code,
99 little bugs in the code,
take one down,
patch it around…
…147 little bugs in the code.
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bias laundering edition
ALT Anakin: We're using AI instead of biased humans Padme, smiling: What did you train the AI on? Anakin: Padme: What did you train the AI on?
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BREAKING: Air Force One A380 jet arrives at RAF Newquay and passes through a #CovidVaccine spray before #Potus is allowed to leave the plane and head to the #G7 summit or other.
Together we will win The War Against Transmission #AvGeek #G7Summit #Biden #AirForceOne
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HOT FUZZ (2007)
Cinematography by Jess Hall
Directed by Edgar Wright
Explore a list of the Best Video Essays from 2020: ops.fyi/34yRkbW
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FLEABAG (2019)
Cinematography by Tony Miller
Directed by Harry Bradbeer
Created by Phoebe Waller-Bridge
Read about how this show expertly breaks the fourth wall: ops.fyi/Fleabag
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I'm back from a week at my mom's house and now I'm getting ads for her toothpaste brand, the brand I've been putting in my mouth for a week. We never talked about this brand or googled it or anything like that.
As a privacy tech worker, let me explain why this is happening. 🧵
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if salesforce has a chief availability officer do they also have a chief consistency officer and a chief partition tolerance officer or do they only have two
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Wow. Google just woke up this morning and chose violence.
ALT Google search for "emacs" with a "Did you mean: vi" suggestion.
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The lord works in mysterious ways. Infectious diseases, on the other hand...
Dr. Stephen Karanja, President of the Kenyan Catholic Doctor’s Association, who advocated hydroxychloroquine and wrote a letter to the WHO that “vaccination for this disease is totally unnecessary,” just died of covid. bbc.com/news/world-africa-56…
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If you notice, the majority of the comments are about their personal interaction with him. They're not about his technical expertise and CVEs.
Nobody is gonna miss your ass if you're a douche with 1000 CVEs. Being a respectable human is how you get people to remember you.
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Stack Overflow just started limiting copying code from the site to 2x per user. The only way to get around it is to buy a physical copy switch from SO. Get ready for the entire web to crash.
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I want just one demo where the vendor is like "Our agent is fat af. It's a chonki boi. Imagine if Chrome and Slack had a baby. It's like that."
