mackie

The motto I live by Ball is life Respect your wife

If your network isn’t talking about bag balm, it’s time to get a new network

Judd Apple Towel

Born too late (couldn’t be in the audience for an episode of Maury)

Fall vibe check

Deleted Twitter off my phone for a while it was a good run

Needs the nicks red hot corn chips

That’s my fucking boy right there

Heart rate elevated after driving the car pray for my nervous system

Why do they do night football games I’m too tired for that

Modding the lite brite with a 3,000 lumen LED

Had a dream I had a chance to get a hit in the top of the 9th to help my baseball team come back and I got out and was beating myself up and then after the game I needed to take a Lyft home but I couldn’t remember my health insurance login to get a $10 discount on my ride

Happy first day back at work from parental leave

🎵 everybody’s pooping for the weekend 🎵

This is not only how I Google things but also how I text. Let the typos fly and let the machines and your loved ones do the emotional labor of understanding what you meant 🥰

The hardest thing you’ll ever have to do in your marriage is change the bedsheets

My toddler has a midwestern accent Sheri from Wisconsin could only dream of having

Is baby gronk from flintstones

The porch goose with the college jersey - pure Michigan