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As Tom never tires of telling me, in a sepulchral voice, laying his hand on my arm and staring into my eyes with an alarming look, 'Only Women Bleed.'

Joined May 2016
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Told my husband that if I get replaced by AI, I am going to start a business making and selling marzipan pigs. Am now quite excited by the idea and thinking about just doing it even if I am not replaced by AI.
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This doesn't sound like an exaggeration at all
“We are dealing with conditions that are barely suitable to sustain human life.” In Gaza right now, families are facing their fourth winter living in tents, many now damaged beyond repair by flooding. Children are freezing overnight because they do not have a dry place to sleep.
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This is how the Iranian regime's accounts work their way into a French audience. Each account begins with a French face: a French name, a French city and a short life story. One is a journalist from Marseille, another a doctoral student in Lyon, another a mother. Several borrow the names of French celebrities. The account then collects followers. It follows thousands of French users in communities where following back is a courtesy, and they follow it in return. That is how an account that X locates in Iran comes to have more than 4,000 followers, most of them French. It grows through emotion. Images of suffering in Gaza are the largest part of what these accounts publish and bring their largest audiences. The followers and the credibility gained there are then spent on French politics. To reach people who do not follow them, the accounts place replies under the posts of news media, elected politicians and the President, where hundreds of thousands of French readers will see them. Half of everything they publish is a reply of this kind. At every French crisis since 2023 they have carried one message: the President is a dictator, the police are the enemy, and the answer is the street. When X began showing where accounts are based, in November 2025, most of them fell silent within days. The ones that returned this autumn connect through an app build that shows a region and not a country. The loudest voice now belongs to the accounts of an outlet that French authorities attribute to the Iranian regime's interference, and those accounts display France as their location. One month ago we documented the same method ahead of Israel's election.
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I like how she apparently thinks this statement explaining her laughing at people protesting about climate change makes her look better.
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Who could have foreseen that when we allowed international law to be degraded by non-practitioner academics, it would lead to a place in which modern state militaries would be unable to conduct armed conflict. Shocked I tell you.
Exclusive: SAS soldiers are reluctant to carry out missions where they may have to “shoot people” over fears they will be accused of war crimes, senior serving officers have told The Telegraph. Special Forces officers said that the ongoing Afghanistan inquiry into the elite unit had left its troops concerned about going on operations that might require lethal force. There have been no outright refusals within the SAS to go on high-risk missions. However, a number of serving members are said to be “less inclined” to volunteer for roles that involve dangerous operations, should they later be investigated for their conduct. I asked what kind of missions that included and was told: “Jobs where you might end up shooting people.” It is highly unusual for current SAS officers to talk to the press, even anonymously. Their intervention highlights concern within the service that its effectiveness risks being blunted. I think this message is key: The SAS source said lawfare was “a contributing factor in the motivations of those who are leaving, or choosing not to extend”. This was concerning, they said, because the military risked losing talented special forces officers, who could earn “excellent” promotions if they stayed, but would potentially leave for careers where they felt more valued. telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/11…
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I do laugh a lot less but I just assumed it was because people have becoming too boring.
At around age 23, the average person falls off what the researcher Jennifer Aaker calls ‘the humour cliff’: we start to laugh and smile less and less. The average 4-year-old laughs and smiles 300 times a day, the average 40-year-old — 300 times every 75 days.
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Had such a good pizza tonight with porcini and smoked duck.
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We have so many kiwis this year but only one that looks like this
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It's very beautiful right now, this will probably last around four more days or so. Also the weather is back to classic Brittany: very humid.
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It was explained to me by my parents who defected from Hungary with nothing.
You don’t hate socialism. You hate the version that was explained to you by someone who owns 4 houses and 3 yachts
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With or without roids ?
You know how since the dawn of time, sport records consistently keep getting beaten and bettered? What’s one sport record (any sport) that you genuinely believe has the best chance of never being broken? No matter how much time passes.
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#FairyTaleTuesday @FairyTale_Tues #Celtic: `Once when Fergus mac Léti (mac Leide, mac Leda) was out sailing, the #Ulster king was set upon by small water sprites who intended to steal his possessions and drown him. 1/3
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There is a huge black cat on the train. It is the chillest cat I have ever seen. He deliberately provoked a dachshund for a bit and now he is lounging on the fold down table. He is so beautiful.
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Quite disgusting how everyone who made money from Walliams let him get away with it until the secret was impossible to maintain and now they try to look like they are taking action. Too late, losers.
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"It was at this point that my legal injunction expired, so, in a desperate bid to evade further scrutiny, I decided to have myself admitted to the local psychiatric hospital."
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Really interesting (and worrying) polling on French pensions The electorate estimates that for every pensioner we have 6 workers. In reality it's 1.8/1... Even in 1960s we weren't close to 6/1. Melenchon's supporters think its 13/1.
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Accidentally locked eyes with a remarkably insane-looking man at the train station. Sort of thing that I would never do a couple of years ago, but living mostly in the countryside has ruined all my streetsmarts.
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I was bored so I bought an agenda for 2027 but it is in Dutch and now I can already feel that my brain is going to learn some Dutch (which I absolutely do not need to speak) and forget an equal amount of French (which I absolutely DO need to speak).
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If he tried this with one of my* bus drivers he would be in big trouble *they are obviously not really mine, but they drive the bus that I take and they are AWESOME
My favourite part is him saying to the driver of the stopping bus “I don’t know why you would think you could do that!” At the very moment he rides over giant letters reading “Bus Stop” There is a subtle clue there.
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