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Bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy. Colorless and highly flammable. Chicago expat. https://nitter.gq/t.co/KNoPHvKkmO @madball911.bsky.com

San Marcos, CA
Joined November 2008
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The hit & run driver that hit my husband DIDN'T HAVE INSURANCE. Or a driver's license. Or vehicle registration. The worst part? He's violating his bail conditions by STILL DRIVING. Warning: Link is of the hit&run guy's Infiniti smashing into my husband. youtube.com/shorts/12pKFIxf_…
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Are any of my friends from Twitter-days gone by still here?
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I don’t remember the last time I looked at Twitter. Granted it’s an odd time of day, but where did all my friends go? It’s like a Jayhawks song up in here.
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I'm going to Korea in June, and my ticket is over $3000. O_o
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I just read a resume that hurt my brain. "Oversaw the execution of client deliverables". So many words with so little meaning.
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Just tested for COVID, and.....positive. It sure explains the coughing and puking for the last 2 days.
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The person that we've been snakesitting for has decided she doesn't want the snake back. I have a new home for the snake, but not for the food, er, mouse, that has taken up residence in the serpentarium.
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The food-turned-pet mouse died. The snake returned same day. He's currently back in his home. With new food. That's curled up on top of him. Stupid snake.
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It's my last day at my job, and someone changed my password so my email is dead to me, and I can't have my final call with my boss to hand off stuff. Lame.
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So, the snake we were snakesitting got out of his aquarium, and we can't find him. The mouse that was supposed to be food has now moved into the larger living quarters.
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I have a new friend, and she's a GIRL. Neither of us have any other girl friends, and we're kinda stumped as to the why and how.
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The snake that I'm snakesitting not only won't eat his food, he lets his food steal his bed.
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My former boss gave me an offer for a position at his new company, for less than what he was paying me at the last company in 2019, but more than what I'm making now. Should I try to get him to meet me halfway?
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