spilly billy

Very excited to announce our new EP, Delusional, coming out February 1st! Featuring 4 new songs that you’ll listen to halfway through before telling us “I loved that one part!” •Delusion •Go Analog, Baby! •Nectar •Popcorn

Thank you all so much ❤️

Heads up regarding our merch tonight:

Spilly Billy Enterprises, how can we spill your bill?

Heyyyyyy 😉

THIS IS TOMORROW WE DEEPLY HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE ❤️ dm us for the address! ❤️

Chilly Billy Bill, you’re just chill

I spent some time trying to think of something inspirational to say, but instead I just remembered that we’re literally a joke gone way too far

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Spilly Billy Bill, you just spilled

Trying to only send one tweet a day takes so much restraint and is exhausting oh my GOOOOOOOOOD

Hey you guys remember when @blink182 liked our 182nd tweet? Yeaaaaaa definitely was our peak

This one time, I listened to @falloutboy Thanks for unwillingly attending my Twitter Ted Talk

Sad music is just an adaptation that makes depression an airborne illness

Fun fact: If you’re an anti-vaxxer, then your medical opinion is universally irrelevant. But thanks for driving the average age expectancy down I guess? Makes me feel special but still sad?

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Maddie’s Changed: I Miss Denny’s -Maddie’s Changed

If you didn’t go through an anti jokes phase, then I don’t trust you