@madscientitz

a friend to all bugs

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Joined April 2020
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which fit is gonna get me the most free beers tonight
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me keeping notes on all my friends and their interests and pet peeves and allergies since I can’t trust my brain due to The Incident
ayo
@AyoShinobiOct 25
"omg you remembered!" ofcourse i did. I have a file on you
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feeling the entire range of human emotions on the drive to work
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me pretending I’m going to Michael’s every time I have to go to the grocery store
Amigo
@TopboixOct 24
I have been nothing but funny and sexy to you
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kira 👾
@kirawontmissOct 23
looney tunes ass video😭😭
Ramesh S 🚩
@hinduvision1Oct 23
Will they ever meet? 🤔👀 Two men are walking around a massive circular water tank, trying to find each other.
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Victoria
@VickyOct 23
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9@silvernotnogoldOct 23
Really raw doggin life no titties no lip filler no dad
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Sock’s father@sockmomentsOct 22
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CIRA@CIRA_CSUOct 22
Last night, NOAA-20 captured a beautiful view of Super Typhoon Champi illuminated by the moon.
This image of Super Typhoon Champi is in the Day-Night Band (NCC) product from the NOAA-20 weather satellite from 16:43 UTC on 2026-10-21.

ALT This image of Super Typhoon Champi is in the Day-Night Band (NCC) product from the NOAA-20 weather satellite from 16:43 UTC on 2026-10-21.

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I had a dream last night that I had a tattoo of a spiderweb on my shoulder and a spider hanging below it on my arm and I just looked up inspo and Demi Lovato has this exact tattoo?? This is like my Dua Lipa heart all over again 😪
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on my cutie pie shit today
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monkey car@PrimateVehicleOct 21
Ear nose and throat day at the gym
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shout out to Phil I love you Phil
donald boat
@laserboat999Oct 18
It’s important for your development as a person to have a solid 6 months where the only person who cares if you live or die is the gas station guy
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Mop Penguin@MopPenguinOct 17
bro last night was a stark reminder of what once was
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didn’t have to sacrifice a lamb and perform a series of endurance tests or answer any riddles for my hair to look okay today 🙏
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watch out Virginia I am unmedicated
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Fanzy 💫
@IfanyimaOct 16
at my funeral, please take the bouquet off the coffin and toss it into the crowd to find out who's next.
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Isaac@isaacturnersongOct 16
High functioning nothing addict
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dannica@dannarebbOct 15
people not knowing that “run/hide/fight” is true active shooter protocol (from the FBI) and not a social media intern “wording something badly” is weird to me, but i guess not all of us have been through active shooter drills
Miami University
@miamiuniversityOct 15
RedHawk Alert: EMERGENCY: An ACTIVE THREAT has been reported on the OXFORD Campus. RUN/HIDE/FIGHT! Whether you choose to run, hide or fight, be prepared to face a life threatening situation. Updates to follow.
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They should invent a My Body that can Sleep when it’s Tired
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i've had my oven preheated for weeks
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