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fuck bitches, get money

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Joined June 2016
truly lost in the sauce🛸
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how it feels to be in your mid 20s
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I'm so tired of this shit
BREAKING — The Trump administration has filed an emergency appeal with the Supreme Court to prevent roughly 20,000 California mail-in ballots from being counted pending citizenship verification, just one day before Election Day. Lower courts have rejected the request.
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she a baddie with her baddie friends
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So, it turns out he really does love her….
whoever bought the vintage one of a kind engagement ring I really wanted, I hope you really love him/her…….
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dear tim and moby how do i get absolutely fucking plastered
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working on a globaly shared childhood memory
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The team behind ‘AMERICAN DAD’ have made a statement on the tragic passing of Sir Patrick Stewart. “We at American Dad! have so much gratitude and love for Patrick Stewart. He said how happy he was to do American Dad! because he was so rarely asked to do comedy, which is insane, as his ability to get the laugh was uncanny. Thank you, Sir, for sharing your joyful spirit, inspiring voice, and willingness to be ridiculous. You turned Avery Bullock, Deputy Director of the CIA, into someone the world loved and couldn't get enough of. We will miss you.”
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That got bros pussy wet omg 😭
he’s into hate sex + have a slap kink #facts
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me as a detective: ok wait omg
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One thing I do enjoy about Kitchen Nightmares is that Gordon loves to gossip with the hostesses. He lovesss to get them to talk shit with him
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this is the saddest thing i've ever laughed at he's so disappointed but his comedic timing is incredible
Kawawa naman yung baby ko 😭 Hindi ko pala narefill yung automatic feeder niya nung time na to. Huhuhuh isang piraso lang nakain niya diyan. Sorry bebe 😪
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He has lived so many lives
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Holy shit the whiplash I got seeing Numa Numa guy, chocolate rain and the 'Omg shoes' dude in the same ad hit me like a 18 wheeler.
How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
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Like genuinely top5 moments of the entirety of the show😭😭😭 #AbbottElementary
'Abbott Elementary' creator and star Quinta Brunson says the show's line dancing Coldplay cold open is one of her proudest achievements. "The line dancing Coldplay cold open is one of my proudest achievements. If you'd like a spiritual picture of who I am, it is that cold open. Happy Sunday," Quinta Brunson says. (📸: IG/quintabrunson)
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im being silenced
all the posts on r/vent are about being abused and molested while mine is titled “FAT ASS DAD ATE MY FOOD”
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I literally forgot how ridiculous some of the jokes are
I’ve been seeing a ton of Hotel Transylvania clips recently and I forgot how funny the film is sometimes
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Oh this is cunt af
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Lo más 🏳️‍🌈 de Glee no era que hubieran personajes queer en la trama, eran estos numerasos musicales
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