RJ Owens

That’s it X…I’m done! Find me on Bluesky: bsky.app/profile/magicfungi.…

Say what you want about how this app has devolved into a quagmire of divisiveness…and it truly has. However without it today, I would not have learned the term “beta cuck” (referring to SOH Mike Johnson).

ONE NIGHT ONLY! That’s right, the @mindnoodler and I are jumping into the squared circle and joining forces for what is sure to be an unforgettable evening of Magic, Mind-reading and Mayhem! tickettailor.com/events/maje… – at The Arts District, Las Vegas

Ep. 89 - RJ Tongues Christmas…is sitting under the tree just for you! THE BOYS LUNCH ON RJ'S VERSION OF A SINGAPORE MCDONALD'S CHICKEN SANDWICH! JOHNNY WRITES A NEW "PHYSICAL MAIL" THEME SONG, RJ GOOGLES "FAKE SHURE SM7BS," AND JIMMY FORCES HIS FAMILY TO WATCH "PSYCHO." – at Las Vegas, NV

Oh, you know…just celebrating the 30th anniversary of a Las Vegas Icon with 2 of the best bozos and humans a big baby could ever share the stage with! – at Las Vegas, NV

Hey @netflix I’m really trying to comprehend your justification for raising your pricing for the 2nd time in 6 months. I just can’t. I’m also trying really hard to be civil…I cannot do that, either. With that being said, THERE IS NOT A BAG OF DICKS BIG ENOUGH FOR YOU TO SUCK!

Ep. 68-BiPat Curious…is packed and ready pass through the customs of your ear holes. The boys are showered with gifts from their special guest, and they all nosh pork schnitzel sandwiches. Jimmy remembers going to the dentist, RJ likes Idris Elbow, Myra is a member of the Scotch Malt Whiskey Society, and Johnny just doesn’t like Irn Bru.

Ep. 66 - Homeworks pt. 1…has a hall pass and is ready to ditch with you! The boys venture a guess as to what’s for lunch. RJ has zero f*cks to give today, Johnny wants to see how fast the boys can eat a hotdog, and Jimmy will not be doing his Mr. Burns impersonation.

Ep. 64 - Breaking Bread and Cracking Wise…is hot out of the oven and ready to be slathered in butter! The boys shove their pie holes with lasagna pie, while rival podcast, Ice Cream Social tries to start more beef. RJ gets physical mail, Johnny moves out Thing 1, and Jimmy sleeps in a frigid, lonely house.

Episode 62 - Paprika Pork Schnitzel Scotch…is ready to assault your gullet! The boys nosh gyros and falafel. Jimmy contemplates shaving his mustache, Johnny wants to chip old people, RJ finds out that he can’t say the word “brother,” and all three fellas agree to take an IQ test… #ThemToo – at Las Vegas, NV

Ep. 61 - The Puke Plane…is on the tarmac. Please put your seats in the upright position and prepare for takeoff! The boys lunch on tuna fish sammies. Johnny uses “virtue signaling” in a sentence, RJ is okay with the high-speed rail, and Jimmy has zero interest in the Apple Vision Pro.

Ep. 60 - Zucchini’s Tricks and Things…has magically appeared in your queue! The boys try more new food - Swiss Sausages! Johnny remembers German, Jimmy destroys wasp homes, and RJ buys a magic shop. – at Las Vegas, NV