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He’s technically an absolute monarch, so this is an example of the “royal we”.
Pope Leo XIV bringing the jokes meeting with Villanova and Notre Dame 😂: “Growing up on the south side of Chicago, we oftentimes heard, “Go Irish!” But, as you all know, Prevost graduated from Villanova. So the Pope doesn't take sides. Prevost has another opinion, but we won't do that now.”
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I don’t know this lady, she might very well be going to heaven. Lindsey did not.
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My big issue is that none of the characters they talking about are princesses….
It's been 8 years, and this is still the funniest video on the internet. 😂 "SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG!" and "AM I WRRRRONNNG?" are two of the most quoted lines between me and my older kids. The head bob with the hair movement at "THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!" will never, ever not be hilarious. And it's one of the best quick examples of the nature of male friendship to boot.
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Don’t threaten me with a good time
BREAKING: In leaked audio, Ted Cruz warns: “We could lose every single statewide race in Texas.”
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The quoted audio is from Ted Cruz's public podcast episode released today, not leaked audio. youtube.com/watch?v=xiFTI2… podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bar… wsj.com/livecoverage/m…
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No?
A modern-day police procedural take on ‘THE GREAT GATSBY’ is in the works at NBC. The series follows Jay Gatsby, a charming investigator with a gift for reading human behavior, and Nicole “Nicky” Carraway, a cop with dreams of becoming a writer. (Source: Deadline)
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Saying that immigrants are in a state of mortal sin when your lord and savior lived the first years of his life as a refugee in a foreign country is WIIIIIILD. The disconnect is astonishing.
Replying to @stacycay
I love them so much I don't want them to lose their souls taking the eucharist in a state of mortal sin.
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Idk how I feel about this in general, I think it’s kinda funny in this specific instance because I’m pretty sure of how he’s voting, but I think it sets a bad precedent. Is it a common occurrence? No. But he’s technically the leader-(the absolute monarch!) of a foreign country.
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Y’all got any more of them fanfic sites?
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What do you expect me to do for two weeks? Interact with people? Read one of the 400ish actual books I own? What if I don’t want to do those things? How dare you expect me to be an even slightly more productive member of society?
We estimate that service restoration for #AO3 will take around 2 weeks but it could be up to 4 weeks. We are hopeful that we will be able to bring the site back up in a degraded state sooner. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/
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National cat day? Okay, here’s another pic of my baby.
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BREAKING: Employers worldwide are pulling back on AI as they navigate a flood of errors and low-quality work that sap employee time, raise privacy and security risks, and drive up costs, per the Guardian.
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Why is Porkchop sitting at the table in a restaurant?
🍣📺 Doug tries sushi for the first time (October 27, 1991)
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Love this for him!
Trump's rally in Ohio is totally out of hand. A third protester gets hauled out and she flips the bird to everyone. We're about 5 minutes in to this.
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Well yeah, because we’re right. Our food is the best. 💁🏼‍♀️
The thing each state won't shut up about
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My cat is older than me 😂
how old is ur cat in human years? mine is 17! 🐱
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The art? I was raised Catholic and I have a lot of issues with the Catholic Church but the art isn’t one of them.
I’ll Never Understand why Catholics Don’t Call out the Vatican over this?
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Damn Jesus doesn’t even rank. That’s crazy.
I don't know what's worse: the Mother of God in B tier or everyone getting a Marvel movie logo.
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Why does @people hate Pedro Pascal?
People’s Sexiest Man Alive: 2015: David Beckham 2016: Dwayne Johnson 2017: Blake Shelton 2018: Idris Elba 2019: John Legend 2020: Michael B. Jordan 2021: Paul Rudd 2022: Chris Evans 2023: Patrick Dempsey 2024: John Krasinski 2025: Jonathan Bailey 2026: Noah Wyle
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I feel like there’s a Black Cat Day every month, but I’ll celebrate them all.
Today is National Black Cat Day.
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