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I tweet damn near every thought I have, so

Joined September 2019
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Me opening tiktok every 3 minutes forgetting that it’s banned
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(completely overwhelmed) will do!
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aries suns are what y’all think leo suns are
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Men, take note. Women don’t want a men who is used up like chewed gum. Be a treasure not a target!!
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they don't talk enough about how Jan 6 was also very funny
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Me when I have my AirPods in and walking anywhere: – at San Francisco, CA
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girl with a praise kink who doesn’t know how to accept compliments irl
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Replying to @EliErlick
God I love science and clits and trans people
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Thanks to trans men donating their tissue, we know the exact number of nerve fibers in the clitoris. livescience.com/nerve-fibers…
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Eventually we will learn that excessive plastic surgery isn’t about choice and happiness, it’s just a capitalist scheme. Like girl why are you insecure about the length of your TOES????
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Jenna Marbles and Julien Solomita are now married.
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there’s men that don’t even perform the basic principles of hygiene, don’t wash btwn their cracks, don’t shave, and still proudly showcase crusty penises like it’s a prize, and you’re getting your labia REMOVED because of their opinion???
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Justice is not advanced by taking a life, and the state should not be in the business of executing people— even if a terrible crime placed them in prison. Today I am commuting all death sentences in Oregon to life without parole, so we no longer have anyone facing execution here.
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This is the most beautiful and powerful speech I’ve ever seen. I love Lizzo so much
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Girlies entering the age 23 ….. yes it will be the worst year of ur life but after the biggest flop comes the biggest slay and you are the caterpillars entering the cocoon to hatch in the almighty age of 24
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you can’t skip chapters
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what’s cool about life is the beauty you see in anything is actually just a reflection of the beauty in you
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if this website goes up in flames i just wanna say you were all very funny on the day the queen died and i will never forget that
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