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Malcolm Diaper๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ–ค (@malcolmdiaper) profile picture

Malcolm Diaper๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ–ค

@malcolmdiaper

People think Iโ€™m good at keeping secrets but the truth is Iโ€™m just bad at paying attention to what you told me. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Loves football โšฝ๏ธ and horse racing๐ŸŽ

 Cambridge United FC England
Joined February 2013
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Claire D@ClaireD143Oct 30
This is also me and technology ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@its_The_DrOct 5
Lolol! She removes everything before he has a chance ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@UtilitaFootballOct 7
๐ŸŽŸ THE UF TICKET OFFICE IS OPEN ๐ŸŽŸ ๐–๐ข๐ง ๐š ๐ฉ๐š๐ข๐ซ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ญ๐ข๐œ๐ค๐ž๐ญ๐ฌ ๐ญ๐จ @BarnsleyFC ๐Ÿ†š ๐‚๐š๐ฆ๐›๐ซ๐ข๐๐ ๐ž ๐”๐ง๐ข๐ญ๐ž๐ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ x2 Pairs (2 winners drawn) ๐Ÿ“† Saturday 17th October 15:00 RT, follow us and tag a mate to enter - entries close at 23:59 on Thursday 8th October and winners will be notified by DM. ๐ˆ๐ง๐œ๐ซ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ž ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐œ๐ก๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž๐ฌ ๐›๐ฒ ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ž๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐จ๐ง ๐ˆ๐† ๐š๐ง๐ ๐…๐š๐œ๐ž๐›๐จ๐จ๐ค! #BarnsleyFC Giveaway is not sponsored, endorsed, or administered by X. T&Cs apply.
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@Steven41849941Sep 15
Hereโ€™s a little tip, the drawer on your washing machineโ€™s will have some kind of push button to realise it, take it out if youโ€™ve never done it before, spray some bleach inside leave for a few hours to work, do the same to the drawer. Put drawer back in & do a rinse cycle.
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Not The Top 20 Pod
@NTT20PodSep 2
Our Top 10 EFL Summer Transfers... โœ๏ธ Tell us who should've made the list. ๐Ÿ“œ
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Utilita Football
@UtilitaFootballAug 25
๐ŸŽŸ THE UF TICKET OFFICE IS OPEN ๐ŸŽŸ ๐–๐ข๐ง ๐š ๐ฉ๐š๐ข๐ซ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ญ๐ข๐œ๐ค๐ž๐ญ๐ฌ ๐ญ๐จ @BrentfordFC ๐Ÿ†š ๐’๐ฎ๐ง๐๐ž๐ซ๐ฅ๐š๐ง๐ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐ŸŽŸ x2 Pairs (2 Winners drawn) ๐Ÿ“† Saturday 5th September 15:00 Here's another chance to win tickets to watch #BrentfordFC in the Premier League! ๐Ÿ RT, follow us and tag a mate to enter - entries close at 23:59 on Thursday 27th August and winners will be notified by DM. ๐ˆ๐ง๐œ๐ซ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ž ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐œ๐ก๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž๐ฌ ๐›๐ฒ ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ž๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐จ๐ง ๐ˆ๐† ๐š๐ง๐ ๐…๐š๐œ๐ž๐›๐จ๐จ๐ค! #BrentfordFC ๐Ÿ Giveaway is not sponsored, endorsed, or administered by X. T&Cs apply.
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FPL Meerkat
@FPLMeerkatAug 20
Predicted Lineups for ALL 20 Premier League teams: Gameweek 1 It's here!! The Premier League season is upon us, and I'm here to help once again! โœ… ๐Ÿ’Ž๐ŸŸข๐ŸŸก๐ŸŸ ๐Ÿ”ด = Likelihood of a start (%) = Last season's overall accuracy โš ๏ธ = Concerns ๐Ÿงต
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#๐•‹๐•š๐•ž๐•–๐•จ๐•š๐•ค๐•–โฑ๏ธ
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How to Weigh Up a Horse Race๐Ÿ‡โคต๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‡ turfwisecom.wordpress.com/20โ€ฆ
How to Weigh Up a Horse Race๐Ÿ‡โคต๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‡

How to Weigh Up a Horseย Race๐Ÿ‡โคต๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‡

Assessing a horse race is not about finding the runner with the highest rating, the best recent finishing position or the shortest price. The aim is to build a picture of the race: establish the stโ€ฆ

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๐Ÿšจ GIVEAWAY ๐Ÿšจ We're giving 100 copies of our book across our social media channels! To enter: 1โƒฃ Retweet this post 2โƒฃ Follow @classicshirts 3โƒฃ Tag a mate in the replies Good luck!
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Petition: Challenge the greyhound racing ban in Wales

Petition: Challenge the greyhound racing ban in Wales

The legislation was put through quickly and without proper consideration, ignoring the cross-party recommendations. I want to urge the new government to revisit the ban and to rescind the legislation...

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GET FREE TICKETS HERE! ๐Ÿšจ We've teamed up with @arenaracingco to offer free tickets across a number of fixtures in July and August ๐Ÿ‘‡ T&Cs Apply.

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๐Ÿค“ Want to know your Haiti's from your Curacao's? Your Cape Verde's from your DR Congo's? ๐ŸŽฝ Here's my comprehensive team guides covering all 48 teams. ๐Ÿ“ 16,000 words for @Betfair. ๐Ÿ‘‰ betting.betfair.com/footballโ€ฆ
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Free horse racing tickets for Uttoxeter, Windsor, Doncaster, Worcester, Fontwell, Lingfield, Bath, Chepstow, Brighton, Newcastle & Wolverhampton. 26 events May-June 2026 xd.wayin.com/display/containโ€ฆ
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"I stood on the side of the road and cried my eyes out." ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Ian Darler on his powerful mental health journey. ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ–ค
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Woman driver?
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Lmfao ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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CJ ๐Ÿ€
@celtic_jaime15 Aug 2025
Haha brilliant ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Hey @grok, who is the most famous person to visit my profile and when if possible? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.
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Rebecca Menzies Racing
@RebeccaEMenzies15 Jul 2025
To celebrate the addition of a new Racing Club horse we have launched a free competition! All you need to do is like this tweet, retweet and follow to be in with a chance of winning a FREE yearsโ€™ Racing Club subscription and a Gilet ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŽ RT (Closes 9pm Wed)
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