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Galactic Level Threat of the Millennium

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Joined November 2015
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You do NOT wanna get in trouble out here this is Talarico everything and the barista lives next door
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when ur slightly more sober than everyone else and have to navigate multiple drunk friends into an uber
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MY GOVERNOR A LADY FUCK YOU JD JON HUSTED IS DONE OHIO NUMBER ONE ‼️‼️‼️‼️
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malcolm retweeted
Means she had like $60 one night when she was 17
Inde Navarrette has a tattoo on her stomach. What does it mean? 👀
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And give Sydney Sweeney a damn breast reduction while you’re at it
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SEX CHANGES AND ABORTIONS FOR ALL!!!!! 3 PRIDE MONTHS THIS YEARRRRRR!!!
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@TheJakeChristie please say this is a good tweet, i yearn for your approval
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malcolm retweeted
we're changing the national anthem to melatonin by tinashe
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Good morning!
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Kate McKinnon singing Hallelujah with a gospel choir on SNL this weekend
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chick-fil-a legally has to sell prep now
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Democrats elected the first openly gay US senator whose grandfather invented the chicken tender.
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rooting for mississippi to turn blue from italy at 7am
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WE DID IT AMERICA
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FIRST TIME JOYSCROLLING ON TWITTER
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Tears in my eyes bro like😭😭😭😭
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Incredible moment on MSNOW
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malcolm retweeted
Allison Montgomery has won Alabama's State House District 25 election, flipping the seat from Republican to Democratic. She becomes the first transgender woman to be elected to the Alabama Legislature.
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make sure you open that bitch up on sundays from here on out @ChickfilA
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amy acton is going to make drinking alcohol on prescription drugs ohio law lets goooo
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