Mallory Kerr

We don't need to be told the @southernrailuk 8.59 Streatham Common to Victoria service is being delayed. It's ALWAYS being delayed.

Thanks @SouthernRailUK for supplying half the usual carriages on my train. Which I couldn't get on.

Every day and in every way @southernrailuk's timetable mgmt is non existent. 9.40 train? No, that'll be 9.48 obviously...

45 mins and still haven't managed to catch a train from Streatham Common @southernrailuk. Not enough trains. Not even close.

.@southernrailuk Aaaaaaaaargggghhh!! Yours, a Streatham Common commuter.

Am getting sick and damn tired of @southernrailuk cancelling trains just because they can't manage personnel.

A train is cancelled (8.59 from streatham cmn to vic) because @southernrail can't find 1 or 2 crew. Does anyone understand logistics?

Seriously @SouthernRailUK, your incorrect number of carriages announcements are going to cause running passenger injury one day.

.@southernrailuk The 8.59 Streatham Cmn to vic train doesn't actually have 10 coaches. It currently has 8.

Could @SouthernRailUK explain why there are no trains to Streatham Cmn from Victoria in the evening now? #commutehell

Arrived Streatham cmn at 6.54. One train since then so packed no one could get on. @southernrailuk sort your timetable out!

.@FRANK151 Is this satirising satire or just drafted by an idiot? Many ads are patently fake. Also,TAB ain't beer. bit.ly/2o42r9R

.@SouthernRailUK, 8.59 Streatham cmn to vic cancelled due to operating incident. But what does that mean?

From Streatham cmn you cancel the 8.59 to Vic @SouthernRailUK, then send us half a train to London Bridge. Cheers.

Hope the 8 coach 8.59 to Victoria isn't new policy @SouthernRailUK, as you're piling misery on misery for Streatham Cmn commuters.

.@SouthernRailUK, why is the 8.59 Streatham cmn to Vic service running with half the usual carriages?

Arrived on platform, train was on time with 2 mins to go. Walked along a sec, then it was 10 mins late. Time is fluid for @SouthernRailUK.

After 3 and a bit years it's official; the @SouthernRailUK 8.59 Streatham Cmn to Victoria does not exist.

8.59 Streatham cmn to vic cancelled twice within a week by @SouthernRailUK. More maintenance, less shareholders might work...

My mistake, now it's cancelled. nitter.gq/malkerr/status/7980883…