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Joined August 2025
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Everything wrong with the sharks is Ryan Warsofskys fault
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watched eternal sunshine of the spotless mind instead of the sharks game. i think both are equally distressing
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2-1 okay man @SanJoseSharks WHERE IS YOUR ANGER
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Tonight’s lines include Allan and Bystedt out: Misa-Celebrini-Smith
Marchment-Graf-Sherwood
Stenberg-Dellandrea-Toffoli
Goodrow-Ostapchuk-Gaudette Nurse-Kesselring
Dickinson-Trouba
Orlov-Pohlkamp Askarov
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I’m not overreacting because BOTH of my teams are completely ten thousand cans of ASS! I’m going to fucking lose it! SOFT HOCKEY! WEAK! WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
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stenny couldn't believe his eyes
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wild and stars two days in a row omg our players are going to be put on suicide watch
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MACAROONER LMFAOOOO
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Beckett Sennecke tips it home! #FlyTogether
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Just drop the third period Who GAF.
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5-2 okay sure
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they really just said ben kindel is not that big in size but huge in heart on national broadcast and we all started crying
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A BEAUTY FROM BRAZ 😍
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turning on the penguins vs bruins game and shaking with fear
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Macklin Celebrini on visiting the White House: “Honestly, that wasn’t supposed to get out. But now that it is, I guess I should just come out and say it. I was advocating for the gays. I was telling Trump that gays are people too.” #TurnItAllTeal
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i’d still follow you to hell michael misa
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at least stenberg got a goal my beloved rookie that heals everything
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It's time for the Ryan Warsofsky experiment to be over in San Jose.
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this is how you know we are truly ass right nowBRUH
Michael Misa is now on the left wing with Macklin Celebrini and Will Smith
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MACK!
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