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Road To Drogo!

@malletkatking

Strictly here for hot takes, shitposts, and ginger appreciation

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Joined February 2010
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my favorite thing about voting is taking my son with me and the people always give him a sticker too, and i post a picture of two stickers on my shirt and say "wow i can't believe they let me vote twice" on facebook and seeing all my wife's distant cousins get super pissed off
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Yuvraj@yuvrajtwtOct 21
16 minute into a cooking video and this mf introduce an ingredient he overnight soaked marinated and refrigerated
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Luke Beasley
@lukepbeasleyOct 8
Absolutely insane that this was even legal to begin with.
Democrats Deliver (@DemzDeliver) profile pictureDemocrats Deliver
@DemzDeliverOct 7
🚨 Maryland Gov. Moore officially bans grocery stores from using your personal data to charge you more.
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Cause I know Niggas were expecting some lusty shit but nah he threw everyone for a loop LMMFAOOOOOOOO this black ass moment
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@rapalert6Oct 3
Why would Eddie Murphy say this 😭
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bum
@BattleRapBumOct 2
why you think I'm in this bitch wearing a fuckin yarmulke
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Tevin
@YourBudTevinOct 1
These are followed very closely by “She in racial chat rooms showing feet” and “This nigga eating beans”
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Roc Nation Refugee@Pragmatism14Sep 29
Replying to @talleyberrybaby
Monday Night Football- ESPN Thursday Night Football-Amazon Prime Friday and Saturday- NCAA Football Sunday Football Afternoon- CBS and Fox Sunday Night Football- NBC
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buymyart@ibeemakingstuffSep 26
Everyone thinks I’m overreacting or being paranoid because I can’t show up for their birthday dinners but do you know how shitty it would be if I had an anaphylactic reaction at a birthday dinner because somehow there’s shrimp tails in the fucking sparkling water or some shit😭😭
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Is it appropriate to show up to a job interview with a piping hot sizzling platter of combo fajitas for two?
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@JordanUhlSep 23
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Wesam (@wesamo__) profile pictureWesam
@wesamo__Aug 17
Is there a job that pays $200k to just kind of walk around
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🌥️ Overcast (@bluethxghts) profile picture
🌥️ Overcast@bluethxghtsSep 23
“I grew up around Asians. That’s why I use Asian slurs” “I grew up around Puerto Ricans. That’s why I use Puerto Rican slurs” “I grew up around Russians. That’s why I use Russian slurs” - sentences people only utter when talking about Black people
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ol’ stocky ⛳️ (@oldstocky) profile picture
ol’ stocky ⛳️
@oldstockySep 23
Walking into my interview very slowly so I don’t spill my dirty martini
Allie (@searobbing) profile pictureAllie@searobbingSep 22
Bringing an iced coffee to an interview makes you look stressed out and high maintenance. Consider instead a beer or tasteful mixed drink.
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Asked my Uber why his car shaking. He said dont worry bout it u the one need a ride
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Liz Is Amused
@lizisamusedSep 23
"Millennials waste $ on avocado toast" blew my mind because 2/$3 avocado on store-brand bread is a great cheap breakfast. Then it clicked: Boomers thought it was a $17 meal because they were the ones eating it in restaurants 💀
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M. Nnoitra@NNNo1traSep 23
Replying to @VeneratedRED
typa shit your parents will tell you to do for a job as a cashier at mcdonalds
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GoHomeRoger
@Go__homerogerSep 22
Da Baby’s restaurant food looks like the exact day you supposed to throw away your Thanksgiving food
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Yeah Yeah!
@YeahYeahOkBroSep 22
I DO NOT NEED TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION TO PAY MY ELECTRICITY BILL. LET ANYONE IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER IF THEY WANT TO PAY IT
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send help@himitsunobaradeSep 17
Dear Americans, this week's compromised type of FOOD is *spins the wheel* ICE CREAM that has been contaminated with *spins the wheel* STONES
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@factpostnewsSep 16
The FDA has announced a recall of salted caramel ice cream due to possible contamination with "small stones and other hard objects."
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Jared 🥄@jrdbnzSep 16
Replying to @mollydeez
Niece isn’t that great if she’s a cop
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Shoobz@shOoObzSep 15
LMAOOOOOOO
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