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Joined November 2013
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get in the car it’s august
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The most beautiful photo you’ll see today
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Girls don’t want boys they want a really nice baguette with some excellent quality butter
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bank account: $1400 me at the crystal shop: bring me the infinity stones
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People who can't communicate think everything is an argument.
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you’re a fucking queen remember it
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I hope my husband got a little bob the builder in him
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Some of you have never miserably shucked corn with your siblings on the porch, and it shows
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6 months into 2020 and I’ve probably enjoyed about 12 days altogether
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The sun may fry my skin and turn me into a tomato, but it also fries my seasonal depression and for that... I love the sun
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“miss you” hits different when it’s from the person you miss also
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“Wasting” my money on take out because I’m lazy? I think you mean “stimulating the local economy” and a “hometown hero”
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