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She/Her. Old Hollywood enthusiast and cinephile. Expect lots of pop culture and entertainment industry hot takes.

California
Joined March 2009
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don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for steve kornacki
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The David Lynch ofrenda for Día de los Muertos at Hollywood Forever Cemetery.
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If I send you this not only am I flaking on plans but I’ve coordinated new plans with the opp
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hope this diva got a good night sleep
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date idea: we put on 'wayne's world' and i say every single line a few seconds before they say it
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Replying to @HaleyforMI
Haley Stevens is so bat shit crazy I’m surprised I haven’t married her.
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Merritt Wever is going to win an Academy Award for playing Haley Stevens.
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october 31st / november 1st
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Just heard someone call Haley Stevens “Fetterwoman.”
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Sacramento and above is North. San Joaquin to Tulare is Central and Kern to San Diego is South.
Where Californians think Northern California actually begins.
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Keyboarding was up there with Art and Band as my favorite high school classes.
No one’s a faster typer than an elder millennial who took a keyboard class in middle school.
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This was who the establishment Democrats picked as their candidate. Abdul needs to win big on Tuesday.
Republican Senate nominee Mike Rogers appearing with Democrat U.S. Rep. Haley Stevens at Perfecting Church in Detroit
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Hasan Piker as Ms Rachel for Halloween
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I tell people all the time the one place in LA you’re guaranteed to see an A-lister is at the cemeteries.
Silly non-Californian question: how likely is it to run into famous people in LA?
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SCORE! Patti LuPone’s House Giving Out Full-Size Packs of Marlboro Blacks and Also She Curses at You
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Meanwhile, in California:
November has begun.
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I’m supposed to be Anxiety from Inside Out but my friend thought I was this 😭
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I hate DC gay Halloween. Like what do you mean there are two of Kristi Noem’s husband?
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wdym you’re strip tease daffy duck
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