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If I send you this not only am I flaking on plans but I’ve coordinated new plans with the opp
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date idea: we put on 'wayne's world' and i say every single line a few seconds before they say it
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Replying to @HaleyforMI
Haley Stevens is so bat shit crazy I’m surprised I haven’t married her.
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SCORE! Patti LuPone’s House Giving Out Full-Size Packs of Marlboro Blacks and Also She Curses at You
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I hate DC gay Halloween. Like what do you mean there are two of Kristi Noem’s husband?







































