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“The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.”
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The democrats need to investigate the living shit out of Jared Kushner Treasonous jew.
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you are sheltering straight cisgendered white men beneath your floorboards, are you not?
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The American midterm election
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Replying to @mattvanswol
Protecting pedophiles and fighting Israels war is not the greatest policies to run on
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A guy tries dmt from toad venon
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Vintage Pictures & Surely Tempo
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🚨🚨SHOCKING moment in the parking lot as man struggles with his cart!🚨🚨 Take THAT to the bank,LIBERALS! Seriously though, this is actually how it is… the internet is hell.
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Replying to @Brookiebabe42o_
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modest mouse - float on about three months since i picked up baritone ukulele. gonna do in the aeroplane over the sea and then switch to electric guitar. fyi this is where i shit.
Sticking with it, learning some Oliver Tree
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Live now on YouTube and kick #fishtanklive
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Replying to @ElijahSchaffer
This is the correct take. If she was withholding the pussy and dressing like a man? Hot young super fan intern wants you after you lost weight? It almost seems like he had no other choice.
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Sigue siendo el mejor vídeo sobre adicción que se ha creado
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🚨 Tanner (Cobbruvs) was gay pressed by his Uber driver 'TripleK' after he told him to park the truck 💀 Nothing about this interaction makes sense 😭⁉️
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The Death of Software.
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Over the past few months, I’ve increased my audience, fanbase, and circle of collaborators. The only thing Frank has increased is his weight.
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Picked up drums a few weeks ago, loving it so far.
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Started asking spam callers Israel or Palestine and the guy just now lowered his voice and whispered “Palestine.”
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