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Occasional writer|Music lover and geez do I love books|Librarian and Information professional in the making| Diehard Man United fan!|UITE!

Ibadan, Nigeria
Joined April 2021
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This is how stupid our people are. And it’s most of the population I am selling rice for N1,000. Rice is essential for everyone to eat. Everyone is buying the rice. Suddenly a new producer comes and says rice is now N10,000. You complain and groan. He now goes “Ok I will give you loan so that you can afford the N10,000 rice”. You now jubilate and say “This man is trying. He cooked with that loan for me to be able to afford rice” This is the tale of NELFUND.
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What makes student politics in Nigeria so Nigerian? Campaigns, alliances, godfathers and kingmakers—the world of campus politics can feel remarkably familiar. How did student politics come to mirror the best and worst of Nigerian democracy? Read in The Republic:

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Macaulay Joshua retweeted
I really liked that goal tbh... Bent it really well and ensured this useless manager gets sacked!
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I’ve no idea what the future holds for Bruno Fernandes, but since his first day he’s been the best thing at United. I’ve always found criticism of him maddening, he’s saved us again and again and again and like him, I hope he doesn’t have to keep doing that.
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Lol, so who una go blame now as Bruno no play?
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I know this is going to be a long thread, but here's what I really think of Bruno Fernandes. I say a lot of things in the heat of the moment, especially when United are frustrating me, but this is my honest take on him as a player and what I think makes him so special.
A backstabber of the highest order. Carrick gave him every possible opportunity to succeed, and the moment he got his first chance, he kicked Carrick in the nuts. Ladies and gentlemen, presenting your very own- NO ACCOUNTABILITY MAN UNITED CAPTAIN. The Rat. 🐀 Bruno Fernandes
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Remember when United just had to play four at the back and everything would be fixed?
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Hey yo @Santandave1 I couldn't get to see you yesterday when you came to Lagos cause I'm broke and in UNI buh ong the next time you do come to Nigeria, I'll be front row!
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Last week Monday was my coperate dayyyy 🤭 – at Ibadan, Nigeria
This week is my FYB week I'm so ready to bless you guys sight anticipate!🤭
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Gives off K. Dot vibes! Hard asl!
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Maydia Production Visual Identity - Biyi
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E go take time oo, but I swear to god everything go work out, Walahi talahi e must work out.
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Fuck Jim Ratcliffe Fuck Jason Wilcox Fuck Omar Berrada Fuck the Glazers and INEOS
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Twas so fucking obvious that these players are so fucking useless, but y'all blamed the one manager we've had in the last 3 years that actually has a form of identity. We came back from 2-0 down against Grimsby away, now we lost to 10 man City and then threw a 2 goal lead AT HOME
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And to the idiots who hounded Amorim for Grimsby last season, can y'all see it now? Na God go take all of una
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Make God help me punish Carrick, INEOS, and these useless players. Especially those two useless twins, Mazouari and Dalot plus Zirkzee, Santos, Heaven, Yoro infact all of them! How tf do you lose this game?!
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posters made for Lagos Mainland's "the 50" rave
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Asuro Furniture Visual Identity - Biyi
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I'm radical about Bruno Fernandes. If you're a ManUtd fan who holds the view that the team would be better without him, I consider you an idiot. Because that is an immensely foolish view that's unsupported by common sense.
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This is goated GIF usage 😂🤲🏿
My professor opening my exam sheet and realizing he's the dragon warrior 😂🐼
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