I think Tom is one of my all time favourite bake off contestants.

I don’t want to see your Halloween costumes.

Incredible content from my mum in Paris.

I’ve finished the Barbara Cartland book.

Just got my eyes tested and I now have to get varifocals.

Facebook is somehow getting even worse.

This is incredible sexy but I can’t work out why.

I fucking love ‘spice up your life’.

Nothing has been more dull than the endless James Bond speculation.

New James Bond!!!!

Don’t know if anyone heard of it but I’m going to see The Odyssey this evening.

I’m going to miss Jerry’s chaos.

They’re all so stupid.

Ridiculous task.

WTF is Maya doing.

It’s interesting the way everyone trusts Maya.

Excellent outfit

THANK FUCK FOR THAT. #traitors

This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen on LinkedIn.