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Noob🩷 retweeted
Been getting a lot of DMs about getting started with hackathons, so I decided to create an ebook guide to help Whether you are just getting started and new to Vibecoding, you have joined a few hackathons before or you are looking to improve your chances of winning This guide is for you. As a bonus everyone who gets the ebook will also get access to the November 30 Day Build with AI Community Challenge Where we will build together, learn together and you will be able to ask questions throughout the challenge. Grab your copy here👇 selar.com/37s7r9w213
OMG i still can’t believe i won I have been in shock the past 24 hrs 😭😭 $15K in Thank you so much @solana
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Saw alpha, saw fine men, saw food, CHOSE food. #BlockfestAfrica2026
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One player at a time, we’re going to bring the whole world to Gamdom💚 I’ll be IRL streaming at Blockfest Africa, bringing the energy, meeting amazing people, and spreading Gamdom Btw I am vibing to the Blockfest anthem by @oddsgibs THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING See you there
Replying to @Romeo_Onchain
@Romeo_Onchain finally convinced me to Join @gamdom 🤭💚 So i made my first video on Gamdom I didn't just want to talk about Gamdom, i wanted to show you how it is from a first-time user view I played 5 real games, with real money, showing real time experience on-Screen I made money, lost money but the experience was amazing 🥹 My first game was Sweet Bonanza 🍭 It's crazy how you can win up to 25,000X and you can play any game with Demo or Real Money I loved everything about it, how easy it is to play, the graphics, i think the song is stuck in my head 😅 I'm a sweet tooth and I spend alot of money on candy, time to make money from it too Think you have what it takes to win, go Gamdom! A big shout out to @stevewilldoit for all the Amazing work he is doing Make sure to sign up with code "steve" Link : gamdom.com/ Which Game did you like the most? Username: 0x_Jedi1 #Gamdom100kRound2 A 🧵
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Noob🩷 retweeted
we crossed 10,000 organic users on sakura 8 months of work, thank you @solana
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you called Xeus "super dad" when you won, but after the issue happened, he turned to "the b@stard even blocked me".. lol, the way humans switch sides fast ehn.. that's by the way I totally understand where you're coming from - that $250 meant a lot and could have solved a lot for you, I get it. But the thing is Metawin gives the rewards as bonus that you can wager, not actual funds you can withdraw directly you have to wager everything it, then if you win, you withdraw the winnings when I won the $100 Metawin giveaway from @NDIDI_GRAM a few months ago, I wasn't aware.. trust me, I was desperately in need of the funds more than you right now I'd already lost $30 from it gambling, before Headboy reached out and asked if I knew how to withdraw it I said no, and he sent me a screenshot.. that was when I knew there was a hack to it.. I guess that hack was what Noah was about to do believe it or not, that's arguably the reason Xeus asked you to dm Noah, so he could help with the wagering and withdrawing, so you don't lose the whole money tbh, it's actually a simple and easy thing to do - just play limbo and set it to 1.01x odds now, I don't know about the 15% cut.. man probably saw it as a service and wanted to get a share.. fairs (or not) if you'd tried doing it yourself, I can assure you that you might lose the whole money before you realize there's a hack to turning it to withdrawable funds I understand @NoahTheDivine was trying to help, (the % cut makes it awkward fr), but then, mistakes happen, which I totally understand that it wouldn't sit well with you there are several ways you could have reacted to this, but trust me, this wasn't the best approach it saddens my heart to see comments saying @SamuelXeus is larping and sc@mming over $250.. of all the things you can larp and sc@m about in this world, $250? I'm not in any place to judge what people say, everyone is probably caught up in their emotions but then, I really hope that we do nice things to ourselves, cos we are all we've got ❤💜
Replying to @MetaWin
@Metawin I really didn’t want to do this, but I feel like I need to.
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I wanted to give an unbiased before shilling, my fight with foodcourt was the 4+ hours delivery and inconsistency in flavor, Tried from @Orderplato again today and it’s still a 10/10. Delivery time 20-40 min There’s a variety of vendors and flavors on the site too!🥹🥹 In love ❤️
I fear I have been “purchased”, “sold” Brb 🤭🤭🤭
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I fear I have been “purchased”, “sold” Brb 🤭🤭🤭
Please where can I get good shawarma in LAGOS, like we know @foodcourt_app can use 6 hours to deliver ordinary water, but their shawarma was great, since they’ve closed or whatever I no see shawarma again, and if you recommend item7 I’d send people to shoot you. I need shawarma
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Noob🩷 retweeted
I was thinking about what would happen if @elonmusk bought a cat, tweeted it out and gave us a name It would get deployed on SOL, ETH, BNB, Robinhood, etc It would get deployed on PUMP, STONK, SEND, FLAP, LONG, PONS, etc It would get deployed as a Tesla pair, SpaceX pair, regular pair, Tesla/SpaceX pair, etc Crazy to think that if it happened it might just deadass go to 0 cause of how impossible it would be to determine a winner
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊 𝐈𝐒 𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆. ⏰ 23 days until Blockfest Africa 2026. You really don’t want to miss what’s coming.🔥 Oct 22 — Ibis Hotel, Lekki Phase 1 Oct 23 — National Theatre, Iganmu Secure your spot : blockfestafrica.com/tickets #BlockfestAfrica #BlockfestAfrica2026 #thenewtraderoutes
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Noob🩷 retweeted
Thank You God For Keeping Things Running Smoothly
Thank You God For Keeping Things Running Smoothly Inspite of my best efforts
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I’ve gotten my ticket for Blockfest Africa 2026. 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃 #BlockfestAfrica2026 meetumo.ai/e/blockfest-afric…
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Not me seeing 70% sold out and rushed to go get mine 😩 I for too cry
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Noob🩷 retweeted
there’s only 4 types of edges for any trade
🤖 Made with AI
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Opened fomo, saw @iruletrenches bought a token with $12k less than an hour ago and is almost up 10x One hundy bandos in one hour on a Saturday God of our lands, make I no die for 4 figs
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I hate when too many people agree with me on a topic 🌚 To buttress this, yes you 100% need skills and there’s need to evolve constantly while trading, but if you trade enough you realize that there is more to being and staying profitable than just SKILL or LIQUIDITY.
“Skill issues” una why am I in a token, insane narrative, good holders, everything is great and just waiting for moon mission, Then a a kol/cabal from nowhere relaunches the same thing, same ticker, image everything to the T, and your 2 weeks hold goes to zero from 200k mc 😂
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As a trader, don’t let a few bad trades or privileged folks make you begin to question yourself, the easiest way to get fucked, is when your trading psychology is in the bins, at all times focus on you, hone your skills, evolve with the market, find & grow with your tribe. WIN!
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Please where can I get good shawarma in LAGOS, like we know @foodcourt_app can use 6 hours to deliver ordinary water, but their shawarma was great, since they’ve closed or whatever I no see shawarma again, and if you recommend item7 I’d send people to shoot you. I need shawarma
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Anyways stop agreeing with me, & the strange new 80 followers from morning I’m hoping one of you is in a cabal that can say, noob fund $1k let’s take you to 10k by 1/10 🌚 You people turning $10 to 2k, I offer myself as tribute , experiment with me joooor 🤭 I have liquidity 😒
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“Skill issues” una why am I in a token, insane narrative, good holders, everything is great and just waiting for moon mission, Then a a kol/cabal from nowhere relaunches the same thing, same ticker, image everything to the T, and your 2 weeks hold goes to zero from 200k mc 😂
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You see this conversation of low port and big port and whatever, it’s funny to me because both the low port, high port, mid port, last card, borrowed port, trading for someone port, 6 figs port, make I back or die port, I’ve started all, I’ve grown all, and blown all to zero.
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Oh he’s launching tokens , he’s shilling 10k mc with his 200k followers, he’s this and that and that , no one cares Infact give it enough time and they’ll join you 😂 Talmbout shame 😂😂, my advice as a low port trader, don’t do it alone, you need people
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Anyways another of my long rants 😒 I completely forgot the reason I started this tweet 😂, I know it’s half way but I can’t remember what I wanted to say Welp Bye ✌🏽
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