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Mark Archer

@markarcher900
Joined December 2014
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And with that the Tony Pulis destroy and exit job is complete. Cheers Tony 👍
Middlesbrough FC (@Boro) profile pictureMiddlesbrough FC
@Boro23 Jun 2020
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Genuinely baffles how anyone can have a problem with the statue of a slave trader being pulled down. The real problem was why was it still up in the first place!?!
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Nigel Farage (@Nigel_Farage) profile pictureNigel Farage
@Nigel_Farage7 Jun 2020
A new form of the Taliban was born in the UK today. Unless we get moral leadership quickly our cities won't be worth living in.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Turn it you melt
Laurie (@LFCLaurie) profile pictureLaurie
@LFCLaurie4 Jun 2020
Timo Werner wants to join us, and has stated this publicly. Jurgen Klopp wants to sign Timo Werner, and has held talks with him multiple times. I’m sorry, but if we let him go to a direct rival over £10-15m, we’re absolutely pathetic.
Just FAO to the weirdos running twitter bots. Putting 001127641001756 after a name is a bit of a giveaway 👍
FIGHT!!!!
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Wow! From my calculation the UK today announced more #coronavirus deaths, 359 than the entire EU 27 combined, 324 - quite extraordinary Using @OurWorldInData Has this happened before? – at Elsene, België
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In case anyone wondered where the line was before Johnson started to take some responsibility, it's 40,000 deaths (FORTY THOUSAND!!!).
The Telegraph (@Telegraph) profile pictureThe Telegraph
@Telegraph2 Jun 2020
EXCLUSIVE: Boris Johnson is to take "direct control" of the Government's handling of the coronavirus crisis telegraph.co.uk/politics/202…
Exclusive: Boris Johnson takes back control of coronavirus crisis with Downing Street shake-up

Exclusive: Boris Johnson takes back control of coronavirus crisis with Downing Street shake-up

Two centrally-run committees, covering strategy and operational delivery, will shape Government's approach to pandemic

telegraph.co.uk
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Stop trying to kill my Nanna, Matt 🤦
Matt Hancock (@MattHancock) profile pictureMatt Hancock@MattHancock31 May 2020
Now we’ve flattened the curve & reduced new infections, from tomorrow, the 2.2 million people who have been shielding can safely go outside I know how much those shielding have sacrificed. Thank you to everyone who has protected our NHS & saved lives telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/05…
Millions of shielded people can meet one friend or family member from Monday

Millions of shielded people can meet one friend or family member from Monday

The 2.2 million medically vulnerable individuals will also be allowed to go outside as lockdown measures are eased

telegraph.co.uk
Well we know how this will end ⬇️
Middlesbrough FC (@Boro) profile pictureMiddlesbrough FC
@Boro31 May 2020
June 20 has been pencilled in as the provisional restart date for the @SkyBetChamp 🗓⚽️ Read more in this statement from the @EFL 👇 mfc.co.uk/news/efl-statement…
I'm off twitter until the weather gets shite again. Can't cope with photo after photo of thick cunts on beaches anymore.
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put your laces through it son
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The £300m Saudi Arabia-funded takeover of Newcastle United appears to be in serious doubt after the World Trade Organization ruled that the country is behind a pirate satellite TV and streaming service. 😳😳😳 [Via The Guardian]
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HMRC are getting absolutely nowhere near a single penny of that wage
Mirror Football (@MirrorFootball) profile pictureMirror Football
@MirrorFootball24 May 2020
Harry Redknapp being considered as next Nigeria manager mirror.co.uk/sport/football/…
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So let's get this straight, he broke lockdown because he was so worried about his son's health, but also strapped that same son in the back of a car and drove half an hour to test his eyesight?
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Out of interest, are these "special circumstances" available to the public anywhere?
This is a great advert for Land Rover. Turns out you can drive from London, to Barnard Castle, back to Durham, then back to London, on 1 tank of diesel!
If I’m worried about my vision, driving a car containing my family for 30 miles is a bold choice of eye test.
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Is that someone playing a violin?? 😂😂😂
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