Joined June 2007
I predicted USA 2, Japan 0. I just thought that would be the final. #wow #FIFAWWCFinal
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I think I'll ask Siri for help.
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Wide receiver - wide open! Touchdown Baylor! #sicem #CottonBowl
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Dear turkey processing company, If you don't label the weight, I'm left to my own devices. #birdinthebathroom
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"Would you like to be a participant in one of your own conferences?" - Jesper Grönlund #adv2014
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"Would you like to be a participant in one of your own lessons?" - Jesper Grönlund #adv2014
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"Is it in the perfect balance that you learn to ride a bike or is it in the imbalance?" - Jesper Grönlund #adv2014
Sharing #Whataburger apple pies with son #2, but they look like twinkies.
Bears win the first game in the new McLane stadium! #SicEm #Baylorfootball
Watching a boy say bye to his brother is harder.
Watching a boy say bye to his dog is very difficult.
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Loading up for college at Wal-Mart with son #1. It's feeling very real.
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Does anything say I'm still a kid at heart more than choosing Peanut Butter Captain Crunch for breakfast?
Na-Nu Na-Nu. Mork, you'll always be one of the funniest ever.
I've been thinking about college advice for years. Now I have one week until son #1 leaves. What is your best advice for the next 4 years?
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Dear NFL, It's been a long time. Welcome back. #AreYouReadyForSomeFootball #HallofFameGame
Haven't seen a pay phone bank in a long time. Did a double take.
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