capable punk / @bruisermag

Baltimore, MD
Joined September 2009
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Yo imagine being a papist in 1633 England and you’ve just sold all your worldly goods and then you set sail in your travel attire and you make it 6 miles and then there’s no wind for 24 days so you and everybody have to eat each other
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*FULL MATCH DROP* LOW KI vs KARL GRECO-MALENKO from ACTIONxPRODUCE DEAN~!!! Sunday School arrives on the PRODUCE Wrestling Network tomorrow morning at 9am EST. Start your morning with fresh PRODUCE! 📺WATCH: youtube.com/@producewrestlin…
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every last one of us will be armed
four (?) bruisers + many affiliates infiltrating Bushwick for this one
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Baltimore City is a nation but Baltimore County is a wilderness
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read this it fucking rules
Bullion zines have landed in Baltimore
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I love my donkey. Hell, I love everybody.
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do you mean Frijoles? your Baltimore County is showing
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“The thing is, I’m really trying to take over the whole film industry, where at a certain point everyone that we care about will be one degree removed from Castration Movie” @alexL_E_I sits down with Castration Movie director @weardjupiter ahead of Junior Ghosts’ digital release
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I stand with Alex Lei and this column, however I also have information that will lead to his immediate arrest and imprisonment
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Replying to @BurialMagazine
i am not affiliated with the immoral film ‘Chongqing Pink’ — i have a legal injunction against the film ‘Chongqing Pink’ for tarnishing my brand, which supports American family values and the Protestant work ethic
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you people are fucking stupid. alex was too busy making a movie called “chongqing pink” to get excited about the street fighter movie or whatever. what the fuck have you done lately
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Basically every magazine with a competent graphic designer catches cia allegation that's just how it works around here and we have to respond to these claims credulously, or the extremely smart and tapped in and sane ppl will yell at us
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Today my dad suggested I shouldn’t bother publishing work anywhere other than bruiser because they’re the only lit mag in the world anyway. I said dad you have no idea.
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real BRUISER activities happening in Oklahoma City this weekend 💪
one hellafied weekend in OKC
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(doing pushups in a prison cell) as soon as i get out of here i'm bringing back guitar-driven indie rock
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penis magazine fears bruiser
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