#askmonty how do I shut my mum up who has just went on for an hour about how Rory McIlroy looks too warm in his jumper! Kill me now.
“@itsWillyFerrell: I live for two reasons:
1) I was born.
2) I haven't died yet.” Brilliant.
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Never seen an interview like this before. Well done @piersmorgan for not losing it with man who wants him deported: youtu.be/AtyKofFih8Y
Glasgow bar followers, here are a few reviews of some good venues in our city compliments of @HotBarChick
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What's everyone's favourite festive beverage??? I think mulled cider beats mulled wine hands down! #jinglebelles – at Glasgow City, Scotland
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Haha. Aren't some people shit.
RT if you agree.
#JustSayin
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Seriously cool iPhone app launched by UK youngster! Send iPhone photos as real printed postcards worldwide. Please RT itunes.apple.com/gb/app/bypo…
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Nigella Lawson would like to remind you that'pussy dandruff' is a legitimate medical condition and she will thank you not to laugh.
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Celtic team vs Barca cost 4% of what it cost to assemble Spanish side. Saints side cost 0.8% of what it cost to put Celtic side together.
It's 11.13pm and I'm still frightfully hung over! #enoughisenough! – at Glasgow City, Scotland
“@CarryOnAndBitch: This is so true. 😂 xitter.cf/CarryOnAndBitch/status…” have to agree – at Glasgow City, Scotland
Just did something with @AJDyson139 tonight that we are not allowed to tweet about...should I do what I was told??? – at Glasgow City, Scotland
Currently quaffing a lovely bottle of Portugese red courtesy of @AJDyson139. Thanks buddy, really is a nice wine...dont know if im worth it.
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@HotBarChick A pleasure to have you guys last night! Look forward to seeing you again soon....the offer of a guided crawl is always open! x








