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Photo by ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ. (@markusbites)Photo by ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ. (@markusbites)Photo by ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ. (@markusbites)Photo by ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ. (@markusbites)Photo by ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ. (@markusbites)Photo by ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ. (@markusbites)Photo by ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ. (@markusbites)Photo by ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ. (@markusbites)Photo by ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ. (@markusbites)Photo by ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ. (@markusbites)
“ɪ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴍᴏᴍ. ɪ ɢᴜᴇꜱꜱ ᴅᴀᴅ ᴡᴀꜱɴ'ᴛ-“ #PARODAYTWT
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i don't really anything now, i'm...busy! busy with hero work! well you know what they say, play with boys. they are toys!
🎀Magic Invincible (@magical_invinci) profile picture🎀Magic Invincible@magical_invinciNov 4
Thanks! I could probably get you something too if you want! These guys are so easy, they’ll buy me anything if I just touch their arm.
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that's a thing now? wow times have changed. i hope they buy you so much stuff!
🎀Magic Invincible (@magical_invinci) profile picture🎀Magic Invincible@magical_invinciNov 4
Yeah! You can do it without threatening jerks! I’m gonna go to the mall and see what guys will buy me things!
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free stuff? ooooo i do want that...
🎀Magic Invincible (@magical_invinci) profile picture🎀Magic Invincible@magical_invinciNov 4
Maybe you should! You’ll get more free stuff! One guy bought me a coffee for being pretty!
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maybe i should be cute like you!
🎀Magic Invincible (@magical_invinci) profile picture🎀Magic Invincible@magical_invinciNov 4
I told you! It takes a lot of effort to look this cute!
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woah...no wonder you take a long time to get ready!
🎀Magic Invincible (@magical_invinci) profile picture🎀Magic Invincible@magical_invinciNov 4
Going out without my suit today! ❤︎
Image from 🎀Magic Invincible (@magical_invinci)
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i will my princess, i never go back on my word. [he gave a bow to jer, a playful smile was on their face but this wasn't shady.]
🎀Magic Invincible (@magical_invinci) profile picture🎀Magic Invincible@magical_invinciNov 4
Ooh so formal! Just make sure they’re good as new okay? [She cooed, ruffling their hair patronizingly.]
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[he took the cape and mask, unbothered with being on cleaning duty.] they will be cleaned by tomorrow, i'll give them to you when i finish.
🎀Magic Invincible (@magical_invinci) profile picture🎀Magic Invincible@magical_invinciNov 4
You’re so sweet, that’s why you’re one of my favorite friends! [She cooed as she hands them her cape, untying her mask as well to hand over.]
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i wouldn't say the truth...!
𝑆𝑊𝑂𝑅𝐷-𝑉𝐼𝑁𝐶𝐼𝐵𝐿𝐸 (@SWORDVINCIBLE) profile picture𝑆𝑊𝑂𝑅𝐷-𝑉𝐼𝑁𝐶𝐼𝐵𝐿𝐸@SWORDVINCIBLENov 4
its the truth..
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yeah yeah, i'll get it clean for you. [he took the cape from her hands, acting calmer from before.]
🎀Magic Invincible (@magical_invinci) profile picture🎀Magic Invincible@magical_invinciNov 4
Yay! You’re the best! [She cheered, going in to peck his cheek as gratitude but pauses.] Yeah no, I am not tasting blood. But here! [She unties her bloodied cape off and hands it to them.]
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whatever you say...🧐
𝑆𝑊𝑂𝑅𝐷-𝑉𝐼𝑁𝐶𝐼𝐵𝐿𝐸 (@SWORDVINCIBLE) profile picture𝑆𝑊𝑂𝑅𝐷-𝑉𝐼𝑁𝐶𝐼𝐵𝐿𝐸@SWORDVINCIBLENov 4
my sword's AWESOME. 😎
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i mean you have a sword. that's somewhat cool...
𝑆𝑊𝑂𝑅𝐷-𝑉𝐼𝑁𝐶𝐼𝐵𝐿𝐸 (@SWORDVINCIBLE) profile picture𝑆𝑊𝑂𝑅𝐷-𝑉𝐼𝑁𝐶𝐼𝐵𝐿𝐸@SWORDVINCIBLENov 4
im not boring!
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hmmm how boring of you...
𝑆𝑊𝑂𝑅𝐷-𝑉𝐼𝑁𝐶𝐼𝐵𝐿𝐸 (@SWORDVINCIBLE) profile picture𝑆𝑊𝑂𝑅𝐷-𝑉𝐼𝑁𝐶𝐼𝐵𝐿𝐸@SWORDVINCIBLENov 4
woah now! that's uh.. not really my thing.
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your bbq sucks! have you thought about cannibalism?
𝑆𝑊𝑂𝑅𝐷-𝑉𝐼𝑁𝐶𝐼𝐵𝐿𝐸 (@SWORDVINCIBLE) profile picture𝑆𝑊𝑂𝑅𝐷-𝑉𝐼𝑁𝐶𝐼𝐵𝐿𝐸@SWORDVINCIBLENov 4
this bbq!!! 😝😝 ya want some?
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// just listened to it, banger!
Image from ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ. (@markusbites)
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maybe i could give you tips! [he teased while pointing at her, pausing as they tilted their head.] i mean yeah i could.
🎀Magic Invincible (@magical_invinci) profile picture🎀Magic Invincible@magical_invinciNov 4
How romantic. [She jokes around with a giggle, holding out her frilly cape with a pout.] I usually get it dry cleaned though, but it takes foreverrrr! Could you do it for me?
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i did, we had to use some of paul's clones to get enough blood. [he said, still licking their blood off their hand. it was an obvious lie.] just like how you usually clean blood, obviously.
🎀Magic Invincible (@magical_invinci) profile picture🎀Magic Invincible@magical_invinciNov 4
[She makes a grossed out face at him tasting the blood.] Gross, I wouldn’t be shocked if you came to a Halloween party in actual blood! [She teased, looking down at her bloodied clothes.] Ugh! This is gonna take forever to clean off..
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[they let go of her, taking a step back to stare at her.] the taste of blood? [bringing hus hand up to take some of the blood from his face. he licked the blood off his hand.] tastes like metal...not bad!
🎀Magic Invincible (@magical_invinci) profile picture🎀Magic Invincible@magical_invinciNov 4
[She snorted a bit at their facial expression, shoving their face away with a laugh.] Like some serial killer! You look like you actually like the taste of blood! [She teased, it was a bit alarming how unhinged Markus was. But she felt more comfortable around him anyway.]
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my mom didn't want to look at me. she's so cruel to me!
Image from ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ. (@markusbites)
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my blood isn't nasty! it's pure like yours! [he giggled at mable's expression, enjoying her discomfort.] hm what are yo-hey! [he sticks his tongue out as his own blood was smeared over his face.] how do i look!
🎀Magic Invincible (@magical_invinci) profile picture🎀Magic Invincible@magical_invinciNov 4
Yeah but I expect the blood! I don’t want your blood on me! [She squeaked, grossed out by the blood on her cape as she tried to push them off.] Fine-you like blood so much then.. [She swiped some of the blood off his ear and smudged it across his face.]
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hi sword! what's up?
𝑆𝑊𝑂𝑅𝐷-𝑉𝐼𝑁𝐶𝐼𝐵𝐿𝐸 (@SWORDVINCIBLE) profile picture𝑆𝑊𝑂𝑅𝐷-𝑉𝐼𝑁𝐶𝐼𝐵𝐿𝐸@SWORDVINCIBLENov 4
you said what
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