@marraygor

beer before candy, you’re in the clear. beer before candy, hurricane sandy

Joined June 2013
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I’ve decided to win the lottery
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AKA The Shetland Pony@MISTERJ648014h
Me on my way to ask for a Sugared Cinnamon Rim on my Pumpkin Spice Latte
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when the heater kicks on for the first time in months and it smells like straight up fahrenheit
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riley ♡@rileyapparentlyAug 19
i wonder how many times i've died on fuck marry kill
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and in that moment…I swear we were infinite
Molly Ploofkins
@Mollyploofkins7 Nov 2025
5 years ago today
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Mikael 👻
@BacardiCapital1 Oct 2025
October opening up with a 50 degree morning
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waking up knowing Belly and Jeremiah broke up
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big naturals but i’m talking about my calf muscles
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LEN@jaaayLENo3 Jun 2025
Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore
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thinking about this
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miriam@m1riamh5 May 2025
Chuck bass after opening a speakeasy before algebra class
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My girlfriend has split the O
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calling out sick from work tomorrow with a burnt tongue
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kids, i don’t need to get high. i’m high on my inner demons
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sophie
@netcapgirl4 Mar 2025
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i might be physically here, but my mind is on thumb wrestling
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my skins been really clear bc i’ve been ripping crystal light
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niamh@holdonm4gnolia29 Jan 2025
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