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Martin

@martooner

Comedy writer.

 Toronto
martooner.blogspot.com/
Joined November 2011
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Replying to @ChrisCopeComedy
I buy a bran muffin everyday from my local bakery. I'm their most regular customer.#dadjoke
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#IfTheSpiritMovesYou
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#DaylightSaving My Savings Never See The Light Of Day.
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#Halloween2026 I need to get back downtown by 12 or I turn into a bumpkin.
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#Halloween ClasHalloween: Rock The Casper. London Goblin. All Lost In The Supernatural.
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#Halloween The Police: Driven To Fears. Bring On The Fright. Don't Stand So Costume.
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#Halloween U2: BOOno. Where the sweets are No Name. The Joshua Treat.
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U2 Halloween: Where the sweets have no name. The Joshua Treat. BOOno. #Halloween2026
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#OnHalloweenITurnInto
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#OnHalloweenITurnInto A Bumpkin.
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Eine Kleine Yachtmusik. #BandsToSea
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As a boy I was given the Latchkey to the City. #LunchPun
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