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Martyn

@martynhett

PR Manager. Audrey Roberts Noise creator. Proud owner of a Deirdre Barlow tattoo. Won Come Dine With Me once. My life peaked when I met Mariah Carey 🇬🇧🇹🇷

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Joined March 2009
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Spent my Sunday evening making an extended version of my Audrey Roberts Noise video because I'll forever be single. hby?
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When you sneak out for a toilet break on the Macy Gray song and the entire arena had the same idea #DangerousWomanTour – at Manchester, England
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Me listening to all my friends worrying about being in work tomorrow and remembering I'm not in work until August – at Manchester, England
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When the badmanz on the train take a break from staring at you to sip their Echo Falls rose – at Manchester, England
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Name a more iconic duo
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Any @itvcorrie superfans out there who can match Martyn’s Deirdre Barlow tattoo? 😂 bbc.co.uk/5live
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Queen of sending me vintage photos of Gail privately
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Another favourite from the archives. She was quite literally not at the house party, because again, we've never met – at Stockport, England
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I love her
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She's just left this comment on my photo album for my leaving do. I've literally never met her 😂😂
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My friend's auntie always leaves really weird comments on my Facebook. I've never met her and never really know how to respond – at Stockport, England
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Omg I feel bad for shading Sarah Harding but IT'S TRUE SHE WAS TERRIBLE nitter.gq/elliottlauder/status/8… – at Stockport, England
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If anybody's interested I'm gonna be on BBC Radio 5 live in 15 mins talking about Corrie 😁 – at Stockport, England
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Last day with my hun having prosecco in the sun 💞☀️
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Scratch that, I'm coming back as Celine's
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When it's Monday but all you have to do today is go for lunch with @stubotweets, drink prosecc and see Ariana #MondayMotivation
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This is the greatest thing to have ever entered my life. Thank you @harrisonjbrock for bringing it to my attention facebook.com/Real-People-Rea…
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Omg there is more than one album, this is the best night of my life facebook.com/Real-People-Rea…
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Inspired by Deirdre
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Queen of turnups
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"What the hell is happening?"
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