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Mary Ryu

@marysryu

head of seo @apple services / german shepherd mom 🐺/ all the dark thoughts masked by my IRL charm & sunny disposition live here / opinions my own / it’s a joke

 San Francisco, CA
Joined April 2011
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Ok but Pete Wentz is giving North West #whenwewereyoung #wwwy24
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Why is it always “you don’t need that,” and not “that looks fire Pookie, here’s my card….?”
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Ramy Youssef. Mark Ruffalo. I stan. #GoldenGlobes2024
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Cleaning to avoid judgment from my housekeeper. It shouldn’t be like this, but it is.
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asked a gen z if I’m supposed to use X or threads and was told “neither.” #humbled
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Me to my direct reports: Don't do it for me, do it for my dog.
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NorCor@DJ_correa15 May 2020
At the end of Kindergarten Cop, why does John Kimbell’s partner come into his hospital room and kiss him? Then her fiance comes in and they tell him about the wedding?
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Ey?! In Kindergarten Cop, why do Phoebe and Kimble kiss in the hospital at the end?! And why have I never noticed it before! 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐
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Mary Ryu@marysryu7 Mar 2023
Replying to @PMoomey
I logged on Twitter to see if it’s true that JB followed SG over the weekend.
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Sorry I can’t come into work I’m too deep in the Selena Hailey drama
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Dinosaur Jr. sold a song to a Dakota Johnson Gucci commercial and I don’t know why every one I follow on social media is not talking about it?
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I miss prelon Twitter
What I Googled today: - Can you get tan through a window? - Michael Fassbender
Every plant care article is like “will die with too much or too little water.” Thank you so much. – at San Francisco, CA
Can you really call yourself a city if you have to press a button to get the walk light? – at Los Angeles, CA
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Someone told me I wasn’t as funny as I think I am, so my Twitter feed has been paying the price. Cautiously, this bird is ready to flap her wings again.
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There is a strong chance that my Apple Music #replay will list the Bridgerton soundtrack as my #1 album this year.
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Things I’ve googled today: - how long does an avg recession last? - what ethnicity is Moana?
Just once I would like to get the corners right on the first try when I'm putting fresh sheets on.
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No, you fool. What I mean is I always mistake the short side for the long side.
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