men when they’re forced to acknowledge the existence of women and hear them speak for total of maybe 20 minutes once a year

i’m really glad for this mbappe drama because now instead of boring ballon d’or discourse my tl is full of gems like this

my theory is that at first actually nobody knew, but rodri wanted to skip the ceremony because of his acl and france football had to break the silence to get him to come. then man city told madrid for whatever reason and we know the rest

this might’ve been the longest and most auraless b’dor ceremony i’ve ever watched like my head actually started hurting good night everyone

2020 ballon d’or we still talk about you it’s just not fair

someone show me the full top 10 tho

at least it’s not mboobies

stop edging me

kang can suck it

LA REINAAAAAAAA

respectfully i don’t care about michael owen just say who won it😭

it’s 2026 why am i still hearing the name „chloe kelly”

„joan laporta”

wait i just clocked did this fatty start talking about the ucl instead of uwcl???😭😭 bruh he can’t be serious

and pajor & alexia are sitting next to each other as well lmaoo i’ve clocked them