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MJ Alexander🇿🇦🏳️‍🌈

@mateo_javan

23 • He/They • Coloured A somewhat deranged insight to my unhinged psyche and sometimes horniness 😂🔞 And yes my DMs are open boys 👀😌 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

 Cape Town, South Africa
Joined March 2021
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DC being anti-black, the current state of Wonder Woman, Mystique's wig (& outfit), the majority of the MCU, John Stewart is lightskin (plus no green), MAWS Superboy, Batman's GREEDY ass, Rivals being anti-black CAN I LIVE?! CAN I BREATHE?! I'M TRYING SO HARD TO FIND IT!! 😭😭
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ethical girlboss (@lavionline) profile picture
ethical girlboss@lavionline4h
this is making me feel very helpless. do you guys not get depressed about how unkind everyone is becoming
V.M 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 (@Mokgomotsim) profile pictureV.M 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦@MokgomotsimNov 10
They’re angry coz you guys don’t wanna eat their leftovers lol
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Siuol@LouissaikyooNov 10
Chikorita use razor leaf
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👑Miss Andry⛔♂️ (@ReignQueendom) profile picture
👑Miss Andry⛔♂️@ReignQueendom13h
It's a battle of the intolerant and the racist. Oh South Africa, that rainbow is looking murky Sanalwam💔.
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𝒥ih ᥫ᭡ (@cheeseoverdeez) profile picture
𝒥ih ᥫ᭡@cheeseoverdeez10h
halaal food last week, diwali food this week - i need you guys to go outside and touch some grass, look at the sky, do something!
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Thabiso Goba@ThabisoGoba222h
Bigotry is unattractive
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⋆ ꩜ 🪼 ⊹ (@bellellyfish) profile picture
⋆ ꩜ 🪼 ⊹@bellellyfish13h
the rising anti-muslim / anti-hindu sentiment in south africa is soo boring omg
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Gorjas Mohale (@BlckPorcelain) profile picture
Gorjas Mohale@BlckPorcelain13h
Afrophobia, Islamophobia and now they are coming for Indian people and Diwali snacks (of all things). It's exhausting, man. Don't allow these agitators to gain momentum.
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When does this part kick in? I do want this part.
A.O (@PILLAY_CGLM) profile pictureA.O@PILLAY_CGLMNov 10
It's too late my friend. You've been eating our satanic pentagrams of samoosas. You've already spiralled into the circles of Hell through our jalebi. That lamb curry you scooped up with the naan? No easy way to say this...but that was the lamb of God. We own your soul.
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Hi@popchyk7Nov 10
Not me #ilovemasturbating
lili (@truecelrage) profile picturelili@truecelrageNov 9
dudes are 20 still talking about no nut november
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Ling Dior (@lingdeeyoh.bsky.social) (@LingDeeYoh) profile picture
Ling Dior (@lingdeeyoh.bsky.social)@LingDeeYohNov 10
First halal food..now Diwali sweet treats..what next tbh? Any unwanted treats please send to me FYI.
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saige!@saigeyssimsNov 9
I can’t wait to redownload this to look tea just to have to wear a trash bag to prom and piss on the floor in front of my crush because I have no diamonds
megan good (@jckhatesme) profile picturemegan good@jckhatesmeNov 9
why episode hairstyles so tea now
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charlie🍁⑦CLOVER DAY (@CH0S04EIKA) profile picture
charlie🍁⑦CLOVER DAY@CH0S04EIKANov 9
THE MERGER GOTTA DIEEEEE BIG CORPS GOTTA DIEEEEEEEE BILLIONAIRES GOTTA DIEEEEEEEEEE
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Katie Campione@katie_campioneNov 9
Shockingly, when you read more than one book a year, you have plenty of room in your reading list to enjoy both trashy romance novels AND quality pieces of literature. It’s called having range!
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Kenzie👻🦇@Dabi_devitoNov 9
One thing about me, I do in fact think I’m better than every person that listens to ai music and uses chatgpt/grok/etc. Bunch of losers.
Yeetos 🪀 (@Yeetosis) profile pictureYeetos 🪀@YeetosisNov 9
actually fucking insane that we have to coexist with people that genuinely listen to ai music
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Tyla’s Uncle
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I love the word “habibi”, it’s so warm.
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ꕤ smosher ☆@ThatOnePoesNov 9
And may the vile decrepit hands of Netflix never come close to touching LOK.
Big Wazzy | Anime (@Biggest_Wazzy) profile pictureBig Wazzy | Anime
@Biggest_WazzyNov 9
What’s stopping Netflix from making a live action of “Legend of Korra” in the future?
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Mac@_thebiggestmac_Nov 9
It’s me on my phone just liking posts of boys with fat asses while at work
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Moski@barz999Nov 9
my favorite sex position is any of them. im just glad to be involved
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𓊖 omega level faggot 𓊖 (@omegalevelfagg) profile picture
𓊖 omega level faggot 𓊖@omegalevelfaggNov 9
im sorry but yall are gonna hear about my man if he fucks up especially when i have shared my relationship with yall online 😭✋🏾
Resistance (@TheMoor_Za) profile pictureResistance@TheMoor_ZaNov 8
Taking your L in private>>>>>
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Tophtato | Zi’s #1 Fan@diyabolicallNov 9
I genuinely cannot be your friend if you hate Korra
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